Some of you may have seen the video of a bear at a JapaneseÂ zooÂ using a stick like a ninja a few weeks back. Well, now he has a light saberâ€¦and Iâ€™m scared.
A long time ago in a land far, far away, bears in Japan got light sabers, and everyone knew it was only a matter of time before the bears found this type ofÂ technology. Nobody really knows what they do when the hibernate (take Kung Fu lessons?) during the winter, so Iâ€™m going to assume they are slowly trying to take over the world. I see a post-apocalyptic bear Hellscape in all of our futures.