Some of you may have seen the video of a bear at a Japanese zoo using a stick like a ninja a few weeks back. Well, now he has a light saber—¦and I’m scared.
A long time ago in a land far, far away, bears in Japan got light sabers, and everyone knew it was only a matter of time before the bears found this type of technology. Nobody really knows what they do when the hibernate (take Kung Fu lessons?) during the winter, so I’m going to assume they are slowly trying to take over the world. I see a post-apocalyptic bear Hellscape in all of our futures.