I’m thinking the original article went something like this….”Man sentenced to life in prison for stolen groceries”

Linkage:

A Hilarious 5 Second Coming Of Age Story – Caveman Circus

Awesome compilation of Hayden Panettiere pics – Celebrity Odor

Desirae is a smoking hot sophmore coed – College Humor

20 guys who live in their parents basement – Linkiest

Kelly Brook out and about looking damn hot – Use My Computer

Sarah Harding Panty Upskirt is pretty sweet – Speed Monkey

Amanda Seyfriend Is Seriously hot – Me And Isis

Roxxy, the talking sex robot, officially unveiled – Guyism

Tailor James is your hot blonde babe of the day – Big Smudge

Grammy Leftovers: Pink Gets Fake Naked – Don Chavez

Courteney Cox in a bikini for Cougar Town – HQ-Celebrity

Miley Cyrus – Leggy Candids in White Shorts – Glamzilla