In order to never be a part of the “I have a wife because it was the right thing to do” club, one must proceed with caution and never assume that any girl is on the same page as you. Even if the girl you are banging on the reg is your girlfriend, who you love and cherish (currently), you should still think about the fire that you are playing with. Because while you think abortion is to sex as an eraser is to a pencil, her heart and soul might not allow her to go through with it. And she, after all, gets the final say.

With those things in mind, here are a few responsible tricks to keep you acting irresponsibly.

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