A Night Out On The Town In England

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Crappiest country to visit and most overrated country in the world. Their greatest exports are these very same drunken fools who act the very same way wherever they travel. If you have a room near a group of British on holiday…just move…immediately. And I don’t mean move further away in the same hotel…I mean move at least 10 blocks away, even better to another part of town. No matter how inconvenienced you are and any extra money you’ll have to spend, you will be thankful you did later on. They love the word “wanker” and England is full of them. At this point it’s the only thing they excel at. England is made up of about 90% working class morons and they still trick the world that they are semi-important with that stupid accent that gets them entertainment gigs – like voiceovers in commercials like Geico. Of all the European imperilist who ruined every culture they encountered, Englands stands on top. Today you can still see the very same wankers who would easily be paid a few shilling to go ruin the world – pay them with booze and they’ll do anything. Not even America has a big a wanker population and America has Miami, San Fran, LA, Vegas, Pheonix, and a few other warm cities where the sun always shines. These idiots are bathed in clouds and rotten weather year round. There should be some natural selection model at work that says “50 million people on that crappy ass rockpile island is a bit much” but apparently the booze tricks the natural selection process. If you make a list of round-the-world travel and you miss England…don’t worry…you need not regret it. If you get around to it, you get around to it. But don’t ever feel you missed out if you haven’t visited England. And London is overpriced along with being overrated also if someone tries to tell you “well, at least there is London” (yawn).

@BenFranklin – English guy here – you’re welcome!

English ≠ British.

@BenFranklin
I wouldn’t say 90%… more like 75% from what I have observed in London, but that is still an awful lot. At least they aren’t killing each other like the morons in the US… hm.. I wonder, is this a good thing or a bad thing?

They did give us Oasis.
I heard stabbing was big in London. What’s up with that?

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BenFranklin is: Trollin’ Hard

While I’m not denying the existence of the scum pictured above, they do not constitute 60 million people. And while the above photos are sadly a common sight in many large cities on a Saturday night, incredibly, the UK isn’t blanketed with vomit and kebab wrappers – you’ve obviously never heard of the Lake District, or the South Downs, or Beachy head or any the of countless other areas out outstanding natural beauty.

ITT: American butthurt. ;_;

*or any of the countless other areas of

If u don’t like what u see, don’t come here! Trust me, most of u fat ass lazy “wankers” (as I know u love that word) really aren’t wanted over here. This is why the world hates Americans, we Brits know we are hated, hell the English hate the English, we know that, but you morons still seem to think your wanted, your not! So take your photos and show them off to your family and friends, hopefully it will deter them from visiting.

All our love,

London.

P.S. If you want the really bad photos, go out on a friday or saturday night, not on a monday as these probably were. Moron.

Limey shit birds, the only reason yanks go over to your little shit hole is to see what we avoided. Your either proud OR you hate yourselves not both. Your all just bitter because first you lost then you became our bitch, for fucks sake we didn’t even do what Bush wanted, but you you goofy bastards did with a smile and took a money shot to the face on top of it. Your great empire crumbled years ago, it’s nice to see the people following suit.

It’s “you’re” not “your”.

Thought you people were supposed to be smart.

Listen to yourselves. Honestly. Yes, it’s a shame that a large portion of British society finds solace in alcohol, but to tar them all with the same brush is what we’re doing with Muslims, what we’re doing with China, what we can’t help but do every time some fraction of society does something wrong. I can tell you from first-hand experience that this exists, yes, but people grow up and learn from their mistakes. Unfortunately, we look for others to blame. In these comments I see people blaming ‘Britain’ as a whole and leading on to criticise as being ‘bitter’, ‘wankers’ and ‘goofy bastards’.
Can everyone just let people be? There’s enough wrong with people like this than to exacerbate the whole thing by pointing fingers and shouting “BROKEN BRITAIN” and tutting audibly. Just get on with your own life and set a good example to others, for goodness’ sake.
Hmph.

well said anon!

English people are by and large a collection of self important, ill educated louts who have hate issues with practically every other nationality e.g. Irish, Spanish, Geman, French etc

In short – they still think that becuase they were once a powerful nation that they are somehow more important/better than everyone else in the world.

Oh. My. God. You mean there are drunk idiots in England, too? Holy shit.

Go to any college town ANYWHERE and you will see the same thing. Typical Tuesday where I went to college.

Here’s what I don’t get: what’s up with wanting to shank people for liking a different soccer (football) team? Chillax a bit. Maybe the drinking should be banned along with guns. I’m from New Orleans where people get shot for walking on the wrong side of the street and even they look at England and say, “Whoa guys…it’s just a game.”

Seriously though. You morons overgeneralizing need to chill out. You make the rest of us look bad.

In short this whole argument is silly really, I’m well educated and I drink, I’m a football supporter but I don’t stab people. the only good point in this argument of who is swinging the bigger dick is we are all having it in the English language and I think that warrants the 12 inch’s over you 8. remember why your there and who put you there.

this is something that u will see in any country, city, town of this planet…so fuck that shit!
UK is a awesome place to live….so fuck the haters no life motherfuckers.

I’m English and this really isn’t what everyone is like. There is a small percentage of people that go out and act like this but for the rest of us we go out, have a few drinks and manage to walk home standing up straight and not puking every where.

I’m sure america has the same type of problem with binge drinkers. It’s not just a British thing.