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The 31 Best(Worst) Parenting FAILS Of All Time

October 7, 2010 | 83 Comments » | Topics: Best Of, compilation, Fail

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83 Responses to “The 31 Best(Worst) Parenting FAILS Of All Time”

  1. Trisi Says:
    October 7th, 2010 at 7:39 pm

    Wow! Funny at first but pretty sad when you think about it. Remember Michael Jackson? That would fit in above too.

  2. ms.knowitall Says:
    November 4th, 2010 at 9:09 am

    They r all terrible except 3 girls with guns[toys]. U wouldn’t think anything of it if it 3 boys!

  3. KelliKat Says:
    November 7th, 2010 at 10:55 am

    this list should have juggalo mom on it

  4. KIF Says:
    November 17th, 2010 at 1:02 am

    It must be embarrassing when articles like this are the most popular on sites like this.

  5. Anonymous Says:
    November 19th, 2010 at 12:35 am

    Hey I would, if those are real guns. I’d teach my kids in a safe place, all full regulations, at a range, no walking around with them casual in the house, that’s how people get accidentallied in the face.

    Was thinking first “LOLIES!! :D” then “LOLIES WIT GUNS ! O_O”
    then “Yeah…we’re not fuckin wit dese lolis…>_<"

  6. Marisol Says:
    November 19th, 2010 at 9:21 am

    U are really an asshole I bet you are even worst than them all

  7. LN Mitchell Says:
    November 20th, 2010 at 12:40 am

    Nothing at all wrong with the girls and guns’ I have pics of my kids and grandkids doing the same.

  8. yeah right Says:
    November 20th, 2010 at 8:55 pm

    That one with the kid and the beer can may not actually be much of a problem. When I was growing up (I was born in ’74), it wasn’t too unusual for country folks to give their kids the dregs of a beer can just so the kid could feel grownup because they were being like Daddy. And I mean barely anything in the can, less than a quarter-inch deep. That’s not enough to get a Mormon drunk, much less a one-year-old.

    It wasn’t unusual for alcoholic beverages to be used in home remedies, either. My little girl’s dad remembers a time he humiliated the hell out of his mom. She used to use peppermint schnapps for his teething pain, she’d just rub it on his gums. Well, he had teething pain one day when company was over, and toddled out into the living room holding the remedy. Good thing that was almost forty years ago. He’d have grown up in foster care.

  9. Ach Says:
    November 24th, 2010 at 4:13 pm

    Uhm…is that kid alive, with the dart in her head!? What the fuck.

  10. Joshua Roey Says:
    December 1st, 2010 at 8:55 pm

    That girl that was holding the Hitler doll just looked evil! O_o

  11. Joshua Roey Says:
    December 1st, 2010 at 8:56 pm

    That girl that was holding the Hitler doll just looked evil! O_o

  12. Joshua Roey Says:
    December 1st, 2010 at 8:57 pm

    Ooopss! Double post! Sorry.

  13. Joshua Roey Says:
    December 1st, 2010 at 8:59 pm

    That one was most likely just a tragic accident. :'(

  14. Anon Says:
    December 24th, 2010 at 6:09 am

    When did our country get so pussified? I learned to shoot when I was five years old. Because this will undoubtedly be met with cries of “hick”, I am a 4.0 law student without so much as a speeding ticket and a lawful concealed carry permit. We do not know the background of that picture. For all we know, all guns are safety-on and unloaded.

    Exposing your kids to alcohol, drugs, and sex very young? Obviously wrong. But exposing them to their basic second amendment rights is no worse than teaching them to read or express their opinions.

  15. ALYSSA Says:
    December 24th, 2010 at 3:23 pm

    i completely agree with ^ANON… i shot off a shotgun when i was 3 with help from my dad… and why? because he was teaching me gun safety and he was showing me what damage it could do (we shot at cans) and im not a “hick”….

  16. dendiene Says:
    December 27th, 2010 at 5:00 pm

    Americans are pussies because they are sooo scared without a gun.

  17. Anon Says:
    January 1st, 2011 at 4:26 pm

    Yes, because wanting to exercise a right makes one afraid. Why own weapons, simply because a huge number of governments in world history have turned on their own people once their people were disarmed? Why own guns, just because Hitler disarmed his people, then slaughtered them by the millions. Why use the freedom of speech, unless you’re just annoying and have to share your opinion? Why enjoy the freedom to worship unless you just HAVE to share your views on the afterlife? Why protect the right to vote, when your single vote barely matters.

    You are a damned fool.

  18. Djidja Says:
    January 5th, 2011 at 5:14 pm

    Hahahahahhaha u sound like a redneck philosopher :)

  19. Bob Bobson Says:
    January 16th, 2011 at 12:47 am

    Assuming that none are fakes, I’m sure that several were taken out of context:

      * I doubt that the kid drank the whole can of beer, the dad just gave him a sip like many parents have.
      * The girl misspelled Santa and the mom thought it was funny and wanted to take a picture.
      * The lion is fully fed and partly sedated.
      * That is not a bad on the kid’s head, it is a mosquito net (available at the dollar-store)—you can clearly see the ring at the bottom.
      * The blender is not plugged in.
      * The tramp-stamp was done in pen (not too much better).

    The rest are hard to defend or explain; they and their children should be sterilized to prevent passing on their stupid-genes.

  20. rebekah Says:
    February 6th, 2011 at 6:03 am

    this disgusts me. is this who we want taking care of us when we’re old? children are innocent, and precious. they’re gifts from God and should be treated as such. parents like this disgust me. i became a mom at 18, and i wouldn’t even THINK of doing ANY of these things. some parents are just pathetic.

  21. Whozat Says:
    February 13th, 2011 at 2:27 am

    I’m going to give the new mom in the last photo the benefit of the doubt and assume she’s texting a birth announcement and photo to her friends/family/facebook. Isn’t that how all births are announced these days?

    Some of those others? Yikes.

  22. Susan Says:
    February 24th, 2011 at 2:53 pm

    True, true.

  23. Alice Says:
    February 25th, 2011 at 3:10 pm

    Lmao, it was a movie, it’s Cole Sprouse :L

  24. oden Says:
    February 26th, 2011 at 4:44 pm

    A gun doesn’t make a difference against a government, u have a gun the government have air force and tanks. who do you think win?

    If you have such a low belief in your own country and government, why do you live there if you think it can turn against you? I don’t wont to live in a country where Hitler 2.0 could take over as you reefer to.

    I don’t understand how anyone can defend automatic guns to the people after all school massacre it has been in US, how many does it need to change you opinion?

  25. Steph Says:
    March 27th, 2011 at 8:17 am

    except for the ‘satan’ one (obviously the little girl cant yet spell)….I have little to say for the rest of them…… except WTF!!!!…WHERE’S CHILD PROTECTION SERVICES!!!!

  26. Candide43130 Says:
    March 27th, 2011 at 2:20 pm

    What is the boy holding in the top picture?
    A Klaus Barbie doll?

  27. jen Says:
    April 7th, 2011 at 8:09 am

    OMG !!!! These people can’t be serious…the guy sold kid for cash, beer, and MEAT. Some pics are funny. Some are just disturbing.

  28. Alex Says:
    April 11th, 2011 at 11:45 am

    Wow what a redneck! Where you from? 😉 south? Haha. That’s is terrible.

  29. Mike P Says:
    April 11th, 2011 at 7:39 pm

    You do realize that almost all of those shootings are done with illegal guns?

  30. Jermaine Jackson Says:
    April 12th, 2011 at 4:10 pm

    “Remember Michael Jackson?”

    No, we don’t remember Michael Jackson. The name has no meaning to us. Please enlighten us as to who this Michael Jackson is of which you speak, and why we should have any memory of the individual.

  31. greedo Says:
    April 14th, 2011 at 6:31 pm

    Holy crap…..holy crap…….holy crap………I am SPEECHLESS……………………..holy crap

  32. Jeeves Says:
    April 15th, 2011 at 1:57 pm

    Another reason why some people shouldn’t have kids. People are pretty retarded. Just another reason why Social services should up the ante. It is way too easy for these dumbasses to have kids.

  33. Jeeves Says:
    April 15th, 2011 at 1:58 pm

    I also want to know where that kid got the hitler action figure? I never knew any of that existed. I want one mainly just for kicks and giggles.

  34. Jeeves Says:
    April 15th, 2011 at 1:59 pm

    How is the “I love satan” one bad? Christian idiots need to stop posting on this site. Anyways that “I love satan” one wasn’t bad. Take it down.

  35. TJ Says:
    April 19th, 2011 at 2:40 am

    Sorry, but you lost me at “i [sic] became a mom at 18.”

  36. Langenhagen Says:
    April 21st, 2011 at 1:27 am

    jfyi: Michael Jackson is a welter weight boxer living in the Bronx.

  37. Langenhagen Says:
    April 22nd, 2011 at 10:55 am

    So what? None is bad!
    All these kids know exactly what they are doing. They are old enough so don’t blame their parents.
    And to give children the freedom to choose their own religion is a good thing!

  38. aa Says:
    April 23rd, 2011 at 12:03 pm

    Do all you dumb asses realize that those guns are just toys? If you have ever held a real shot gun or rifle of that size you would definitely know that a couple of 3-5 year old kids would not be capable of holding something that heavy.

  39. sheila Says:
    April 23rd, 2011 at 3:45 pm

    when Hitler outlawed guns, did the outlaws still have guns?

  40. IRON DEITY Says:
    April 25th, 2011 at 8:06 am

    Thre isn’t really a “parent” in these pictures (nearly) that i’d pretty much punch in the face. Golden Rule: Common sense goes a long way.

  41. IRON DEITY Says:
    April 25th, 2011 at 8:08 am

    You always blame the parents. It’s called bred social conditioning. Train/teach your kids common sense and stupid shit shows up a lot less in the news.

  42. IRON DEITY Says:
    April 25th, 2011 at 8:12 am

    Guess that’s why we rule the world huh bitch boy?

  43. Gmanny212 Says:
    April 25th, 2011 at 8:28 am

    wut the heck!!!! the dad lowers the kidinto a racoon exhibit!!! he’s like, r u hungry raccons! so eat my healthy 1 yr old boy!!!!!!! and don’t get me started with the tiger one!!!! he’s chained to a tiger! the dad/mom put him there chained and said”ummmm….. yeah. um, were gonna go now mr tiger so he’s all yours.” and runs!!!!! WTF!

  44. j22 Says:
    April 27th, 2011 at 2:02 pm

    Why should it be taken down? It’s funny… And wtf is with the Christian hate? with the exception of a few anti gay rallies, most just put up with being hate on ALL THE TIME. I would know.

  45. j22 Says:
    April 27th, 2011 at 2:05 pm

    Actually, original intent was to have the same guns as the military. Although they have advanced over the years, the government now says, “These are the guns that you are allowed to own. And we wont infringe on that right with the exception of these few hundred regulations.”

  46. j22 Says:
    April 27th, 2011 at 2:07 pm

    Same story here. Although, you are a hick if you own a gun. C’mon, don’t you know European thinking has taken over the world?

  47. j22 Says:
    April 27th, 2011 at 2:11 pm

    Oden, you are so hopelessly brainwashed. Don’t you know that human nature is inherintly evil, as is the nature of any government? When you were a kid were you not taught to: not hit, not steal, not lie. If we were good from the start we would not have to LEARN to be good.

    “No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government”
    Thomas Jeff

  48. candy Says:
    May 3rd, 2011 at 7:35 pm

    yeah this parents are stupid…. ! i would be super suprised if they still have their children, but with today’s society.. they probably still do. people sometimes just look the other way, some take pictures and just say “omg, look wat i saw today and didn’t do anything about it!”

  49. Hatchets Up! Says:
    May 7th, 2011 at 9:19 pm

    HAHaHA!! Some r just a good chuckle, others the gene pool needs a little chlorine!

  50. T Chandler Says:
    May 7th, 2011 at 9:37 pm

    I don’t have a gun you twat bring it on all you pansies are all talk you must be from france……..DICK

  51. SnakPak Says:
    May 8th, 2011 at 12:20 pm

    @Anon, assuming you live in the United States, you live South of a country much bigger than yours and it is one of the safest places in the World to live. Japan, China, Poland, Spain, I could go on, have no gun laws like the US does.
    Your statement personifies your ignorance.
    That said, this was hilarious, granted not all the pics are real, but funny nonetheless. The dad on the subway & the dad dangling his kid o feed the raccoons – total parent fail.

  52. Chico Says:
    May 9th, 2011 at 12:36 am

    From the perspective of Dzogchen, the ultimate nature of all sentient beings is said to be pure, all-encompassing, primordial awareness or naturally occurring timeless awareness. This “intrinsic awareness” has no form of its own and yet is capable of perceiving, experiencing, reflecting, or expressing all form. It does so without being affected by those forms in any ultimate, permanent way.

    The analogy given by Dzogchen masters is that one’s nature is like a mirror which reflects with complete openness but is not affected by the reflections, or like a crystal ball that takes on the colour of the material on which it is placed without itself being changed.

  53. n0tn0n Says:
    May 11th, 2011 at 7:40 am

    Американцы такие американцы.

  54. Evil1 Says:
    May 13th, 2011 at 12:21 am

    Funny pictures, makes you also feel sad about society, but seriously… The one with the dead(?) girl who got a dart stuck in her head is just f***ed up (IMO). I’m not complaining, but I guess I kinda got a bit sick and creeped out. I’m not sure it’s a good idea to post that one around. I really hope that her expressionless face tricked me and that she’s really alive and well and that my comment was worthless in that case.

  55. lauren Says:
    May 25th, 2011 at 12:34 am

    I’m pretty sure that one was from a movie. First of all it’s a boy, and second of all it looks like it’s Dylan/Cole Sprouse (child actors). With the exception of the satan/santa one, the last one (I assume she was just announcing the birth), and the yahoo questions/bon jovi tickets (trolls), the rest of these are absolutely horrifying! Where the hell is CPS???

  56. najiramlee Says:
    May 27th, 2011 at 9:56 pm

    this is sad… :(

  57. Georgia Says:
    May 29th, 2011 at 8:30 pm

    I see a lot of people here being all gung ho abut getting so-called Child Protective Services involved…obviously you haven’t a clue as to how shitty that system is. Speaking from personal experience it’s horrible. The majority of the people deemed “fit” by said authorities are often as bad or worse than the parents children are taken from. Many children are severely abused and sexually assaulted on a regular basis by these “fine upstanding citizens”, who for the most part don’t give a fuck about the kid, but just love the money they get from the state for the kid. Who do these kids have to turn to that will listen? Most of the time no one and many run away and live on the streets because it’s better than the hell they’ve been forced to live in by an uncaring system who treat them as if they were trash. If they are lucky, they survive and eventually get some semblance of a life….many never make it to adulthood…either dying from the abuse or dying while living on the streets. Yeah, there’s your “child protective services”…another government institution that needs to be axed right along with the IRS.

  58. Jess Says:
    June 5th, 2011 at 9:05 pm

    Not all in the South are morons like the ones in this thread. I was brought up in a liberal family (yep, we exist in the South) and I am against guns in the home.

  59. Jess Says:
    June 5th, 2011 at 9:14 pm

    I am amazed that NOBODY mentioned the pics of the little girl with the fake boobs on, the baby dressed as a stripper, or the little girls watching erotic dancers/a guy get a lap dance. Don’t you see how twisted it is to expose a child to that kind of thing that early in their life? It can really mess you up.

    I am not a prude, I don’t think they should ever be taught the nude body is dirty. But being exposed to this kind of thing just isn’t healthy.

  60. kenal Says:
    June 23rd, 2011 at 3:07 pm

    I can’t believe all of these are real.SMH. This is ashame.

  61. kawikaan Says:
    June 27th, 2011 at 11:44 pm

    poor children.

  62. janine Says:
    July 9th, 2011 at 3:44 pm


  63. Shaanhah Says:
    July 25th, 2011 at 11:55 pm

    alot of those were pretty bad but I didn’t get why the fake tattoo was a problem. her mom most likely has one in the same spot. I have a tattoo on my shoulder and my four year old puts fake ones in the same place all the time. as to the guns they didn’t look real. but really its a free country and they were not little children.

  64. Shaanhah Says:
    July 25th, 2011 at 11:57 pm

    side not WTF with stripper baby thats worse than the tattoo.

  65. anon Says:
    August 12th, 2011 at 7:57 am

    So The baby wearing pink stockings and made to look as though shes dancing around a pole is old enough to know what shes doing??? Realy!!! What a joke! The parents are pathetic!

  66. Virginia Says:
    August 22nd, 2011 at 9:06 pm

    Michael was proud of his children, and had no intention of hurting anyone. He had a golden heart and only meant well for everyone.

  67. LoveNotWar Says:
    August 26th, 2011 at 1:04 pm

    I <3 Michael Jackson

  68. Nakata Says:
    August 27th, 2011 at 5:25 pm

    u wanna see Lolies with guns u shud watch the anime Gunslinger Girl!

  69. Larry Wright Says:
    August 30th, 2011 at 6:55 pm

    I scrolled all the way to the bottom of the comments, to find the one where someone pointed out that the doll is not Hitler, but a Harry Potter character, Barty Crouch Sr., which explains why the other picture shows a Harry Potter doll alongside the first, but lo and behold, nobody had. Must not be a lot of Harry Potter fans here.

  70. Tomca387 Says:
    October 6th, 2011 at 11:43 am

    the satan one should obviousl read santa if you look at the picture she drew ….

  71. Derpitydew Says:
    October 7th, 2011 at 2:52 pm

    …congratulations, that comment proves your not 100% mentally retarded.

  72. mc Says:
    October 8th, 2011 at 10:52 pm

    is that tattoo on that little girl real?

  73. melbourne escorts Says:
    October 16th, 2011 at 10:05 pm

    This is why parents should have licence to have children.

  74. Itsfake Says:
    November 15th, 2011 at 10:31 am

    your… you’re…

  75. Fuckyou Says:
    November 18th, 2011 at 5:07 pm

    The Satan one isn’t a parenting fail, I don’t think. I mean, it’s just a kid fail, and someone thought it was cute. So the only real parenting fail would be posting it online.

  76. Greentigereye85 Says:
    December 1st, 2011 at 10:28 pm

    all these parents, grandparents should have them taken away

  77. Greentigereye85 Says:
    December 1st, 2011 at 10:30 pm

    these parents should have there kids taken away and not given to there grandparents cause apparently there not much better

  78. Crystal Tacy Says:
    December 7th, 2011 at 12:40 am

    son of b*** they all deserve freaking shot in the now u see why theworlds kids r like they r….

  79. Really? Says:
    December 13th, 2011 at 9:06 pm

    *Sons *… *a freaking *head *, *and *you *the world’s *are *are.

    And why they’re dumb asses apparently.

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  81. Know it all Says:
    July 11th, 2012 at 1:00 pm

    maybe they’re as bad as the parents

  82. Bubbs Says:
    May 25th, 2013 at 12:56 am

    Where does one even buy baby fishnets????

  83. Tom Says:
    November 29th, 2013 at 3:22 am

    I’m sure it’s just a temporary. I don’t think it’s legal to tattoo someone so young.


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