BEFORE – You take my breath away.
AFTER – I feel like I’m suffocating.
BEFORE – She says she loves the way I take control of a situation.
AFTER – She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac.
BEFORE – Don’t stop.
AFTER – Don’t start.
BEFORE – Is that all you’re having?
AFTER – Maybe you should have just a salad, Honey.
BEFORE – $60/doz.
AFTER – $1.50/stem
BEFORE – We agree on everything.
AFTER – Doesn’t she have a mind of her own?
BEFORE – Victoria’s Secret
AFTER – Fruit-of-the-Loom
BEFORE – I love a woman with curves.
AFTER – I never said you were fat.
BEFORE – Time stood still.
AFTER – This relationship is going nowhere.
BEFORE – You look so seductive in black.
AFTER – Your clothes are so depressing.
BEFORE – I can hardly believe we found each other.
AFTER – I can’t believe I ended up with someone like you.
BEFORE – Passion
AFTER – Good Night
BEFORE – Once upon a time
AFTER – The end