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15 Random Musings That Should Be Ruminated Upon

May 31, 2011 | No Comments » | Topics: LOL, Writing

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all via Ruminations.com, an awesome site that you should visit on a daily basis.

Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you.

Vegetarians and vegans spend entirely too much time trying to make vegetables taste like meat. You made your choice, now live with it hippie!

If you’re reading a book to your child and you decide to do a funny voice, you better be prepared to repeat that voice for like 3 fucking years.

There is no greater sense of accomplishment than rapping an entire part of a song perfectly.

Mental Note: Actual notes work better.

There are 470 tiles on my church’s ceiling.

I have a hard time grasping the fact that in other countries, peoples thoughts are in a different language.

Remember when you had to go to channel 3 to play video games?

Texting and driving is easy, I don’t know what the big

You’re the one who posted over a thousand pictures of yourself on-line, why does looking at them make me the weird one?

The “don’t talk to me about kids until you have a kid” people are extremely annoying. I don’t think I need to produce another human being to know it’s problematic to let a 4-year old treat me like his bitch.

I wonder how many twins are going by the wrong name because their parents mixed them up when they were babies…

Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I’d like to read a medication bottle and see “May cause extreme sexiness.”

Guys- what you lack in height does not need to be made up for in pure, unadulterated douchebaggery

If you’re reading a book to your child and you decide to do a funny voice, you better be prepared to repeat that voice for like 3 fucking years.



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