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10 More Seriously Funny Dear Blank Letters

June 6, 2011 | 11 Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures, Writing

dear blank

Dear Nyquil,
You were amazing last night. Who knew you could last so long?!
Sincerely, 12 hours later…

 

Dear officer,
No, my speech isn’t slurred. I’m just talking in cursive.
Sincerely, not as think as you drunk I am.

 

Dear Edward Cullen,
You stay young forever and sneak into the rooms of young girls? How original.
Sincerely, Peter Pan.

 

Dear Myspace, Twilight, Pirates and Yahoo,
Ha, ha. Yeah…
Sincerely, Facebook, Harry Potter, Ninjas, and Google.

 

Dear Facebook,
Please add “In a Wolf Pack with” as a relationship status.
Sincerely, anonymous.

 

Dear Osama,
Should’ve worn stripes…
Sincerely, Waldo.

 

Dear world,
Contrary to popular belief, I don’t hate homosexuals.
Sincerely, God.

 

Dear confused teenage girls,
If your boyfriend is sparkly and he doesn’t want to have sex with you, he’s not a vampire, he’s just gay.
Sincerely, reality.

 

Dear Zebras,
It’s not our fault that you blend in with NOTHING.
Sincerely, predators.

 

Dear cold pizza,
You are my favorite breakfast, don’t tell Pop Tart.
Sincerely, hung-over.

 

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11 Responses to “10 More Seriously Funny Dear Blank Letters”

  1. a Says:
    August 9th, 2011 at 7:26 pm

    Fun fact of the day: most predators are colorblind so zebras actually blend in with tall grass quite well.

  2. b Says:
    August 17th, 2011 at 8:54 pm

    a is right

  3. no not okay Says:
    September 12th, 2011 at 11:01 pm

    way to ruin the fun a

  4. Jake Says:
    September 21st, 2011 at 8:04 am

    That “in a Wolf pack with” gave me the idea to make a circle like that on Google+

  5. c Says:
    September 21st, 2011 at 11:37 am

    @Jake

    I want to plus 1 your comment and make the same circle!

  6. Pookiemookie26 Says:
    September 24th, 2011 at 3:30 pm

    Zebras blend in with a lot bro. Their patterns are the same as savannah grass.

  7. Skales Says:
    October 3rd, 2011 at 10:10 pm

    Zebras blend in with other zebras, which confuses the predators. They’re not camouflaged, they’re just cunning. 😉

  8. Sadie Says:
    October 13th, 2011 at 12:13 pm

    Zebras are actually very hard to spot, even in sparse areas of the wilderness.

  9. winks Says:
    October 23rd, 2011 at 7:01 am

    Dont be a smarty but, just enjoy the laugh.

  10. Free India Classifieds Says:
    February 22nd, 2012 at 4:25 am

    some of these are plain funny

  11. yepi250 Says:
    July 9th, 2013 at 2:55 am

    Really great post. I like it very much.

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