Starbucks is out of scones, now I have to walk across the street to the other Starbucks
I don’t know what to name my boat
I didn’t have time to french press my coffee this morning, so I had to drink from the communal pot at work like a goddam peasant.
My money clip won’t hold all my money.
The person in front of me in the “15 items or less” line at the grocery store has more than 15 items and the cashier isn’t saying anything
I asked my dad to buy Cheez-its and he bought the white cheddar kind instead of original…..yuck.
2nd prize in a work contest was a Macbook Air, which I really wanted. I accidentally got 1st place instead and now I have to take a carribean cruise.
The lock on the gas pump handle doesn’t work so my hand aches from holding the lever down manually.
My mom wont stop giving me cupcakes and I have no self-control. Now I’m getting fat.
I showered for too long and the water ended up getting cold.