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1957 vs. 2007

July 28, 2011 | 2 Comments » | Topics: Vintage

A few examples to show the difference between the 1957 and the 2007 American society:

Scenario #1: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1957 – Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2007 – Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark—¦ Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.

Scenario #2: Jeffrey won’t be still in class, disrupts other students.
1957 – Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal—¦ Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2007 – Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin—¦ Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADHD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.

Scenario #3: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor’s car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1957 – Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2007 – Billy’s dad is arrested for child abuse—¦ Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang—¦ State psychologist tells Billy’s sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison—¦ Billy’s Mom has affair with psychologist.

Scenario #4: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1957 – Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2007 – Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations—¦ Car searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario #5: Pedro fails high school English.
1957 – Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2007 – Pedro’s cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro’s English teacher—¦ English banned from core curriculum—¦ Pedro given diploma anyway—¦ but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario #6: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1957 – Ants die.
2007 – ATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home—¦ computers confiscated. Johnny’s Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario #7: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary—¦ Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1957 – In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2007 – Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison—¦ Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

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2 Responses to “1957 vs. 2007”

  1. Genias [sic] Says:
    August 5th, 2011 at 3:35 am

    What a bunch of conservative crap.

  2. B Says:
    August 8th, 2011 at 9:20 pm

    Hey Geniass, what you call conservative crap, we call common sense.

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