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November 7, 2011 | 44 Comments » | Topics: LOL, Pics
I liked it.. nice post…
based of my biased judgement im going to say a woman thats not in the kitchen made this. (im not single either)
Since when is single a noun? Christ some people are retarded…
clearly the whole thing is a joke, and based on the definition given, ‘single’ is a noun in this case. so good job
no, the creator was just too damn lazy to figure out how to re-phrase the definition properly for the part of speech the word actually is. “single; adjective. describing a man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.” easy enough….
Petty dispute, but Daniel’s right.
He has re-defined the word so that ‘single’ is a concrete noun to represent the man. The subsequent description that he is single because of his misogynistic views is irrelevant to the fact that it is a re-defining of the noun man. in the same manner that ‘k’ is not actually a phrase but in this article for humorous purposes it has been posed as one in order to replicate a seemingly serious dictionary entry but with an apparently incongruent description. Now that i have ejaculated over all your ridiculous, pretentious, pedantic quibbles you can turn your attention to the actual intent of the article which i am sure is that of light humor.
please don’t be that guy
A sad person that needs to get out once in a while.
HAH i study english literature at uni hence why i know. The basest form of argument is to attack the person when you have no retort but cant accept that you are wrong
You study English but don’t know when to use a capitol letter. Retard.
This is such a typical internet forum argument but for the record, single can be a noun – phrases like “a bar for singles” or “somewhere singles can hang out” are common enough.
Single is a noun when the author redefines the word. The whole page is redifinitions of words. Single now being the name for a class of peole who have this behaviour. Retarded is also a noun for a class of people who cannot conceive this principle.
Suck a dick you fuckhead.
That sounds more like a suggestion for gay people (adjective), or the gays (noun).
Gay is actually an adjective. Gay can mean happy or it can be a sexual orientation. Unless this post made you gay or unless you know the sexual orientation of it please save yourself from humiliation.
Actually it can be a noun. i.e. ‘oh look, it’s a gay’ or ‘you’re not one of them gays are you?’
Ariel, still not a noun. It’s an adjective and the noun is implied
Are you trying to say that to be in a relationship you have to be serious about your woman being in the kitchen rather then joking?
Yeah, rape and laughter do not go together and that is very disrespectful. How pathetic are you?
Jesus lighten up. It wasn’t saying rape is funny don’t be such a little bitch
Wow dude you have issues, take yourself straight to a psyche. We’re all making cheavanism jokes and the first thing to pop into your mind is rape! How’s your relationship with your mother?
I never make jokes about women in the kitchen…Im fucking deadly serious!!
Tickling is like being raped…really…hmmm, you go try it and tell me if it really is…I’ll take your word for it;)
“Tickling” Like being raped? You’re unbelievably ignorant.
Being a rape victim I can safely tell you that it is similar when you dont want to be tickled. So screw off.
I guess we all experience things differently. “Screwing off” now…
why does everyone try to be so serious about it. they’re funny pictures not an English classroom.
Unoriginal and unfunny.
um excuse me?!?!
slut (noun) = a woman who doesnt sexually appreciate any one man enough to stay with him.
single = a man whose girlfriend makes a big deal over a very accurate stereotype. (at least a few decades ago it was)
I can’t believe the facebook people think they’re so special just because they can tell the difference between a noun and abjective. Congrats. So can a second grader. They know it’s not a noun. They just said that to be cclever.. where on this page does it say it even has to be a noun? it says WORD.. just because all the other ones were nouns doesn’t mean the last one has to be one too.
ahaha everyone needs to calm down, these are just silly things to make you giggle. not like he’s being serious.
Liked the first two the best. =) Thanks for sharing!
Clearly written by a woman with a low opinion of men…
and why not for there would be many of them … and vice versa
I think a lot of single men are here; take it easy folks
People here need to grow up and realise that these are just meant to be funny pictures instead of turning into keyboard warriors about how grammatically correct they are. Get out more and get a life.
shut up and make me a sandwich
This article is so true…
You know, single should be used as an adjective in that scenario, not a noun.