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Ladies And Gentlemen, Let Me Present To You The Timeless Wisdom Of Mark Twain

November 29, 2011 | No Comments » | Topics: Quotes

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A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

A person who won’t read has no advantage over one who can’t read.

A man’s character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

Buy land, they’re not making it anymore. 

Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.

Classic.’ A book which people praise and don’t read.

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.

Don’t let schooling interfere with your education. 


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