1.Â Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator.
2.Â Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last week. While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to make my return a little easier.
3.Â Love those flowers. That tells me you have tasteâ€¦ and taste means there are nice things inside. Those yard toys your kids leave out always make me wonder what type of gaming system they have.
4.Â Yes, I really do look for newspapers piled up on the driveway. And I might leave a pizza flyer in your front door to see how long it takes you to remove it..
5.Â If it snows while youâ€™re out of town, get a neighbor to create car and foot tracks into the house. Virgin drifts in the driveway are a dead giveaway.
6.Â If decorative glass is part of your front entrance, donâ€™t let your alarm company install the control pad where I can see if itâ€™s set. That makes it too easy.
7.Â A good security company alarms the window over the sink. And the windows on the second floor, which often access the master bedroom â€“ and your jewelry. Itâ€™s not a bad idea to put motion detectors up there too.
8.Â Itâ€™s raining, youâ€™re fumbling with your umbrella, and you forget to lock your door â€“ understandable. But understand this: I donâ€™t take a day off because of bad weather.
9.Â I always knock first. If you answer, Iâ€™ll ask for directions somewhere or offer to clean your gutters. (Donâ€™t take me up on it.)
10.Â Do you really think I wonâ€™t look in your sock drawer? I always check dresser drawers, the bedside table, and the medicine cabinet.
11.Â Hereâ€™s a helpful hint: I almost never go into kidsâ€™ rooms.
12.Â Youâ€™re right: I wonâ€™t have enough time to break into that safe where you keep your valuables. But if itâ€™s not bolted down, Iâ€™ll take it with me.
13.Â A loud TV or radio can be a better deterrent than the best alarm system. If youâ€™re reluctant to leave your TV on while youâ€™re out of town, you can buy a $35 device that works on a timer and simulates the flickering glow of a real television.
14.Â Sometimes, I carry a clipboard. Sometimes, I dress like a lawn guy and carry a rake. I do my best to never, ever look like a crook.
15.Â The two things I hate most: loud dogs and nosy neighbors.
16.Â Iâ€™ll break a window to get in, even if it makes a little noise. If your neighbor hears one loud sound, heâ€™ll stop what heâ€™s doing and wait to hear it again. If he doesnâ€™t hear it again, heâ€™ll just go back to what he was doing. Itâ€™s human nature.
17.Â Iâ€™m not complaining, but why would you pay all that money for a fancy alarm system and leave your house without setting it?
18.Â I love looking in your windows. Iâ€™m looking for signs that youâ€™re home, and for flat screen TVs or gaming systems Iâ€™d like. Iâ€™ll drive or walk through your neighborhood at night, before you close the blinds, just to pick my targets.
19.Â Avoid announcing your vacation on yourÂ Facebook page. Itâ€™s easier than you think to look up your address.
20.Â To you, leaving that window open just a crack during the day is a way to let in a little fresh air. To me, itâ€™s an invitation.
21.Â If you donâ€™t answer when I knock, I try the door. Occasionally, I hit the jackpot and walk right in.
22.Â Put your car keys beside your bed at night. If you hear a noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your house, just press the panic button for your car. The alarm will be set off, and the horn will continue to sound until either you turn it off or the car battery dies. Next time you come home for the night and you start to put your keys away, think of this: Itâ€™s a security alarm system that you probably already have and requires no installation. Test it. It will go off from most everywhere inside your house and will keep honking until your battery runs down or until you reset it with the button on the key fob chain. It works if you park in your driveway or garage. If your car alarm goes off when someone is trying to break into your house, odds are the burglar rapist wonâ€™t stick aroundâ€¦ After a few seconds all the neighbors will be looking out their windows to see who is out there and sure enough the criminal wonâ€™t want that. And remember to carry your keys while walking to your car in a parking lot. The alarm can work the same way there also. This is something that should really be shared with everyone. Maybe it could save a life or a sexual abuse crime. Would also be useful for any emergency, such as a heart attack, where you canâ€™t reach a phone. This is a really good idea. You could leave the spare key fob or remote button next to your bed permanently. Definitely, this is something to pass on to your family and friends as a security tip.