Shout out to all the grandpas and grandmas who never say no.
“I’m just here following my dreams.”
When you try to spell T-R-E-A-T but your dogs ain’t dumb
“Friends are the family you choose.”
“HUMAN, THE NEIGHBORS JUST GOT HOME AND I’M ANNOUNCING THEIR ARRIVAL EVEN THOUGH YOU DON’T CARE BUT JUST TO LET YOU KNOW I’M DOING MY JOB K THANKS.”
“If you’ve never had a tiny dog walk on your back, you’re missing out.”
That one guy who falls asleep 5 minutes into a long road trip.
“Excuth me, but did you thay ithe cream?!?!”
“I is smol, but I is mighty!”
When your BFF thinks they’re going to the park but you heard Human say “V-E-T.”
“Yes, my paws smell like Fritos. We’ve been through this a million times, man, for Dog’s sake.”
“Thtep right up, folkth! Free kitheth for all!”
“Mom, can I go over to Logan’s for dinner? His mom says it’s okay.”