There are few things more terrible and depraved than a puppet in the depths of an ether binge. Today’s Sesame Street is brought to you by the letter AWESOME! via All That’s Interesting

Here’s an epic pic of Riley the dog celebrating his 1st birthday in style. Now if he could only play a keyboard and say ‘I love you’, he would be the most awesome dog on the face of this planet.

Yes, you read right, this is a video of a cat giving another cat a massage. Give another point on the awesome board for cats.

Here’s a video of a bear dancing in the woods and getting down like it’s nobody’s business, dropping it like it’s hot and letting the dogs out…I’ll stop now before I incur further embarrassment.

Forget those thousand page books chronicling the history of man with all the big words that will undoubtedly leave you confused 10 pages in. Just sit right back and watch this 3 minute video that will entertain, educate and enlighten.

Here’s a video of an unidentified man pushing a van off the rail tracks just before a train passes by. Not sure why the driver of the van just sat there while an oncoming train was about to smash him…maybe he had a death wish and the hero actually foiled his suicide attempt.

Here’s a really awesome Russian insurance commercial. It’s about a minute and a half long and although in today’s world, everyone has the attention span of a gnat, it is totally worth it.

Here’s an awesome video of a Shiba Inu named Chii, who smiles whenever it sees its master or is happy. If this doesn’t put a smile on your face, you have no soul.

Here are 9 Star Wars propaganda poster that are just awesome in so many ways that it is making my eyes bleed.

Here’s an awesome image encapsulating all things that have penetrated the internet consciousness since the begining….although if it were true to scale, porn would take up 99% of the picture.