1. Quivering butt, ready to pounce:
“Experts” say: Cats wiggle back and forth to position themselves for the perfect attack.
The truth: Cats have satellite transmitters in their butts and must periodically recalibrate to receive transmissions from their home planet.
2. Rolling back and forth on the carpet:
“Experts” say: Your cat is showing submission or inviting you to play.
The truth: Your cat ate some bad Thai food and is writhing in pain. Stop feeding it so much Pad See Ew.
Why did you get a cat?
Panda cub needs help coming down from a tree
Faster Human! Faster!
Do you like dis, human
Kitty doesn’t want your kisses!
Hold my paw
Baby Chickens Snoozing With Cats
Canadian kids fighting over a puck
Dog playing soccer with owner at the beach
Lioness Trusts man in Den with her cubs
piglet skipping in grass
That’s not yours!
Super Relaxed Dog