“In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get [...]

1 – APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE: “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside; I’ve only just finished cleaning.” 2 – TIME TRAVEL: “If you don’t behave, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!” 3 – LOGIC: “Because I said so, that’s why!” 4 – FORESIGHT: “Make sure [...]

When someone says 10 years ago, I automatically think of things that happened in 1990. It’s amazing the places I will wander to in my house while I talk on the phone  The best nights are those when it never crosses your mind to tweet or update your Facebook status. All bad decisions are ultimately [...]