Zara Hartshorn at age 13 already looks like a grandma. She sufferers from a rare genetic disease known as Lipodystrophy. The disease causes layers of fatty tissue under the surface of the skin to disappear. 2,000 people in the world are said to have the disease, and there is currently no known cure.

Here’s a honest commercial depicting the various reasons why any warm blooded male should buy Twister.

After Pat Robertson implied that the earthquake that rocked Haiti was due in part to a pact made with the devil to rid themselves of their French colonizers, it was only a matter of time before the Devil cleared up his name in the media….

In other news….actually I don’t have any other news and that’s why I had to report on this non-news item.