Who better to lead a bunch of mindless zombies?
Here is New Orleans Saints’ QB Drew Brees acting out on his Sushi Chef Fantasy. When he’s not firing footballs down the football field, he’s slicing up tuna like a Ginzu master.
Here’s a video of some crazy chick destroying her boyfriend’s Xbox due to the fact that he pays more attention to his video games than her. Mental Note: check the psychological history of a chick before dating her.
Some of you may have seen the video of a bear at a Japanese zoo using a stick like a ninja a few weeks back. Well, now he has a light saber—¦and I’m scared.
A long time ago in a land far, far away, bears in Japan got light sabers, and everyone knew it was only a matter of time before the bears found this type of technology. Nobody really knows what they do when the hibernate (take Kung Fu lessons?) during the winter, so I’m going to assume they are slowly trying to take over the world. I see a post-apocalyptic bear Hellscape in all of our futures.
Here’s a video of a window washer plunging 8 stories and at the very last second being saved by his safety harness. I’m thinking his next move in life is to play the lotto because lady luck is definitely on his side.
Here’s a look at what happens to the corspe of a dead elephant in Zimbabwe….