Charlie dog died of cancer 2 weeks ago. Scout kitty loved him more than anything.
The first night I brought her home at 5.5 weeks old, she couldn’t sleep unless she was nestled up to my doggy.
Biker lifts car parked on bicycle path – Bro My God
19 Guys Reveal Why They Have An Awesome Girlfriend – Caveman Circus
The Shocking Things We Learned from the McDonalds’ Manager Reddit AMA – Crowd Ignite
The Worst Medical & Health Advice Given by Celebrities – Ranker
14 People Who are Fooling Nobody With Their Photoshop Vacations – Linkiest
Arson Victim Solves Case on Live TV – Leenks
Kaitlynn Carter’s Bikini Photos in Miami – G-Celeb
How To Ruin Your Life (Without Even Noticing That You Are) – Thought Catalog
Perfectly Timed Photos Are Always Fun (34 Photos) – Radass
Muslim Lolita Fashion Is A New Trend Inspired By Japan – Bored Panda
My Brief Encounter with a Dark Web ‘Human Trafficking’ Site – Motherboard
The 35 Greatest Butts on Pinterest – Regretful Morning
21 outrageous ways the super rich spend their money – Business Insider
15 Red Flags That You’re A Douche – Mandatory
Cara Delevingne Grabs a Handful of Karlie Kloss’ Ass – The Blemish
Summer dresses and sexy ladies (35 Photos) – Bad Sentinel
Woman Loses Over 1000 Pounds And Looks Incredible Now – All Day
The 25 Funniest Anti-Protest Signs Ever – World Wide Interweb
Daniela Lanio Smokin Hot on Instagram (35 Pics) – The Rackup
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve You, but don’t start anything.”
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: “A beer please, and one for the road.”
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
“Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The Green, Green Grass of Home.'” “That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.” “Is it common?” Well, “It’s Not Unusual.”
Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, “I was artificially inseminated this morning.” “I don’t believe you,” says Dolly. “It’s true, no bull!” exclaims Daisy.
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!” The doctor replied, “I know you can’t I’ve cut off your arms!”
I went to a seafood disco last week… and pulled a mussel.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says Dam!”
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why,” they asked, as they moved off. “Because,” he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Ahmal.” The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him “Juan.” Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, “They’re twins! If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Ahmal.”
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him. (Oh, man, this is so bad, it’s good. . .) A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did!!!!!!!!
- Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.
A Damn Fine Collection Of Fascinating Photos – Caveman Circus
The Cutest Chewbacca Puppy You’ll Ever See – Crowd Ignite
14 Stories of Twins Who Were Separated at Birth – Ranker
Anyone else have a thing for cute girls with dimples? – Bro My God
10 Tech Myths You Need To Stop Believing – Linkiest
35 Women Tell Their Stories About Being Assaulted by Bill Cosby – NY Mag
Thug Life News Anchor Shuts Down Feminist (video) – Leenks
21 Epic Photoshop Fails That’ll Make You Laugh – Hexagram
Everything Is Terrifying: What I Learned Driving A Supercar For The First Time – The Verge
Britney Spears Wore a Purple Bikini in Hawaii – G-Celeb
Pilots Explain Why We Shouldn’t Worry About Turbulence – VICE
Study: Women Don’t Really Care About Guys’ Penis Size – Newser
I Would Date You But… (25 Photos) – Radass
The 33 Best Burgers In America – Thrillist
30 Sexiest Pictures of Kristen Bell – Regretful Morning
10 Reasons Why The Japanese Live Longer Than Any Other People On Earth – Pulptastic
We Asked Starbucks Employees to Make Their Craziest, Personal Drinks – Food Beast
15 Hilarious pranks that are too effective – Bad Sentinel
George R. R. Martin’s Complaints About Marvel After Seeing ‘Ant Man’ – The Blemish
McLaren Reveals It’s Highly Anticipated Entry Level Super Car – The Gentleman’s Garage