Animal Sounds In Different Languages

March 4, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Animals, Culture |

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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

March 3, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Linkage |

You might be having a bad day if…Bro My God

Musicians Are Some Mean Bastards, Especially To Each Other – Caveman Circus

10 Ways Men Blow Their Dating Opportunities – Nick Notas

Everyone waited for it to be taken down. 150 million views later, it’s still up – Linkiest

Awkward Situations That Every Guy Has Experienced – Leenks

Transplanting a Human Head? That’s Insane – Newser

Taylor Hill Thong Bikini Pics are the Goodness! – G-Celeb

Google confirms it wants to be a wireless carrier – Mashable

25 Easy-To-Miss Signs That You’re With The Wrong Person – Thought Catalog

Hot girls with strong selfie game – Radass

World: Too Much Human Poo on Mount Everest, Says Nepal – TIME

These Dumpers Are Downright Delicious (22 Pics) – Regretful Morning

The 20 Worst Celebrity Hairstyles Ever! – World Wide Interweb

Cartoon Characters You Didn’t Know were Voiced by Celebrities – Unreality Mag

Some Idiot Tattooed the White and Gold Dress Onto His Leg – The Blemish

8 of the Best in Ear Heaphones – The Gentleman’s Garage

The 20 richest people on the planet – Business Insider


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Son, love is… strange. The very first time you ever feel it, it’s like a whole new world has been opened. Your head starts spinning like a propellor on a plane, your heart soaring just like that aircraft. You can construct beautiful sentences in your head, but the second you start talking to this girl, they get jumbled up and you end up stammering out a combination of mixed up words. Those words start winding around your brain and pulling a knot, making it impossible to think, and you eventually end up walking away, your cheeks as red as the blood that your heart is pumping through your body at a million beats per second. And it’s beautiful.

Then years go by and love changes. Love warps and stretches until you don’t even recognize it as the thing you felt back when you were 13. You look at this girl, and see the most beautiful thing on earth. Every time you see her you still get that feeling. The soaring, spinning feeling. It never leaves you, just fades away. Now love brings a smile to your face, a warm feeling to accompany the soaring in your heart, and the spinning slows down. You’d walk to the ends of the earth for her. You’d take a bullet for her in a heartbeat, and you know that this is the girl you want to spend the rest of your life with.

You live out your lives together, and after so many years the feeling you got when you first saw her still comes up occasionally, but it’s almost been completely replaced with another. It’s a feeling of contentment, almost. You know that you made the right decision, and your heart is bursting with love for this woman. A feeling that will never go away, not until the end of time.

You look at your wife, your anchor, the mother of your children, your other half, and you can’t imagine life without her. You squeeze her hand one last time before she closes her eyes for the last time. You can feel a part of you being ripped out of your heart, but yet, it’s still there. Now love is different. Love is a gallery of memories. You love your children, but nothing will ever compare to the love you felt for your wife. And the feeling is still there, buried under layer after layer of sadness. Regret. Wishing you could have done more. But love tells you that you did everything you could. It tells you she was happy.

- lemmy13 


The Overflow

March 3, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Overflow |

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A Few Things Only Cat Owners Will Understand

March 3, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Animals |

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funny pictures that cat owners will understand

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12 Reasons Why Every Kid Should Grow Up With A Dog

March 3, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Animals |

1. Babies who live with dogs get sick less.

According to a study done at Kuopio University Hospital in Finland, babies who lived with dogs during the first year of their life were one third more likely to avoid respiratory illness and infection than their non-dog-owning counterparts. Many consider this to be a result of dogs causing more exposure to germs, increasing the babies’ immune systems to prevent sickness.

Source: health.usnews.com

 

2. Pets help young readers gain confidence.

Children who are learning to read often get self-conscious reading aloud around other people, but they don’t have that same anxiety around animals. Reading to a dog is the perfect way for kids to gain confidence.

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How To Tell If Somebody Loves You

March 3, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Love |

how to tell in love

By Ryan O’Connell

Somebody loves you if they pick an eyelash off of your face or wet a napkin and apply it to your dirty skin. You didn’t ask for these things, but this person went ahead and did it anyway. They don’t want to see you looking like a fool with eyelashes and crumbs on your face. They notice these things. They really look at you and are the first to notice if something is amiss with your beautiful visage!

Somebody loves you if they assume the role of caretaker when you’re sick. Unsure if someone really gives a shit about you? Fake a case of food poisoning and text them being like, “oh my god, so sick. need water.” Depending on their response, you’ll know whether or not they REALLY love you. “That’s terrible. Feel better!” earns you a stay in friendship jail; “Do you need anything? I can come over and bring you get well remedies!” gets you a cozy friendship suite. It’s easy to care about someone when they don’t need you. It’s easy to love them when they’re healthy and don’t ask you for anything beyond change for the parking meter. Being sick is different. Being sick means asking someone to hold your hair back when you vomit. Either love me with vomit in my hair or don’t love me at all.

Somebody loves you if they call you out on your bullshit. They’re not passive, they don’t just let you get away with murder. They know you well enough and care about you enough to ask you to chill out, to bust your balls, to tell you to stop. They aren’t passive observers in your life, they are in the trenches. They have an opinion about your decisions and the things you say and do. They want to be a part of it; they want to be a part of you.

Somebody loves you if they don’t mind the quiet. They don’t mind running errands with you or cleaning your apartment while blasting some annoying music. There’s no pressure, no need to fill the silences. You know how with some of your friends there needs to be some sort of activity for you to hang out? You don’t feel comfortable just shooting the shit and watching bad reality TV with them. You need something that will keep the both of you busy to ensure there won’t be a void. That’s not love. That’s “hey babe! i like you okay. do you wanna grab lunch? i think we have enough to talk about to fill two hours!” It’s a damn dream when you find someone you can do nothing with. Whether you’re skydiving together or sitting at home and doing different things, it’s always comfortable. That is fucking love.

Somebody loves you if they want you to be happy, even if that involves something that doesn’t benefit them. They realize the things you need to do in order to be content and come to terms with the fact that it might not include them. Never underestimate the gift of understanding. When there are so many people who are selfish and equate relationships as something that only must make them happy, having someone around who can take their needs out of any given situation if they need to.

Somebody loves you if they can order you food without having to be told what you want. Somebody loves you if they rub your back at any given moment. Somebody loves you if they give you oral sex without expecting anything back. Somebody loves you if they don’t care about your job or how much money you make. It’s a relationship where no one is selling something to the other. No one is the prostitute. Somebody loves you if they’ll watch a movie starring Kate Hudson because you really really want to see it. Somebody loves you if they’re able to create their own separate world with you, away from the internet and your job and family and friends. Just you and them.

Somebody will always love you. If you don’t think this is true, then you’re not paying close enough attention.

 


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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

March 2, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Linkage |

A Subject That Need More Light Shed Upon It: Child Marriages – Caveman Circus

Strange things people believed as kids – Bro My God

21 People Who Are Clearly Having “One of Those “Days” – Linkiest

Moments before disaster strikes – Leenks

How Has Stephen Hawking Lived With ALS for 52 Years? – Newser

Russian opposition politician and former deputy PM Boris Nemtsov shot dead on Moscow street – BBC

Alison Brie’s Super Hot GQ Photos – G-Celeb

15+ People Who Took Laziness To Another Level – Bored Panda

It’s Bras Optional Monday, Smile! (36 Pics) – Radass

Demi Lovato inspires girls who look good in bikinis everywhere – Celeb Slam

23 Pronstars Who Know How To Get Dolled Up – Regretful Morning

First Photos of Rihanna and Leo DiCaprio Together – The Blemish

A Red Sonja Cosplay that Rocks – Unreality Mag

Celebrities As Hipsters (Gallery) – World Wide Interweb

Summer living and bikini dreaming (42 Photos) – Bad Sentinel

Fight Club 2…Yup It’s Happening – The Gentleman’s Garage

Michael Jordan still makes $100 million a year off his sneaker deal – Business Insider


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The Overflow

March 2, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Overflow |

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funny pictures and videos of the day

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The Happiest Animal In The World…I Present The Quokka!

March 2, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Animals, Cute |

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Public Confession Board Set Up A Local College…Some Of These Are Heartbreaking

March 2, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Projeect |

Public Confession board at my school last week. Saw a few people crying after submitting their confessions.

 

Here’s how it worked

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