If I had more than a zipper and yesterday’s newspaper to my name, this video would actually be pertinent to me, but this one goes out to all the people with money and ambition and motivation to get off the couch and actually do something with their lives.
50 Pics Of Really Hot Girls – Caveman Circus
This Is What I Call Teamwork (PIC) – We Rule The Internet
Jwoww – Jersey Whore – Celebrity Odor
Alex is your hot college girl of the day – College Humor
Someone Get These Kids A Good Parent – College Candy
The 20 hottest Victoria Secret models (pics) – Linkiest
Kelley Cabbana Looks Pretty In Pink – DJ Mick
Words just don’t do Alessandra Ambrosio justice (41 pics) – Guyism
Just a really hot blonde girl in a bikini (PIC) – Double Viking
Nine Great Moments in Women Beating Men at Sports – The Smoking Jacket
Riot Cop Gets Molotov To The Head – Totally Crap
Lingerie Football Star Mikayla Wingle – Uncoached
The Last Schwarzenegger Musical: Predator – Unreality Mag
See You In Ten: Emmy Rossum – Ego TV
Pandas And Their Affinity Towards The Playground Slide (GIF) – We Rule The Internet
Taylor Swift Big Pimping With 2 Girlfriends – Celeb Jihad
Amber Portwood Is Naked, Run For The Hills! – F-Listed
BEFORE – You take my breath away.
AFTER – I feel like I’m suffocating.
BEFORE – She says she loves the way I take control of a situation.
AFTER – She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac.
BEFORE – Don’t stop.
AFTER – Don’t start.
BEFORE – Is that all you’re having?
AFTER – Maybe you should have just a salad, Honey.
BEFORE – $60/doz.
AFTER – $1.50/stem
BEFORE – We agree on everything.
AFTER – Doesn’t she have a mind of her own?
BEFORE – Victoria’s Secret
AFTER – Fruit-of-the-Loom
BEFORE – I love a woman with curves.
AFTER – I never said you were fat.
BEFORE – Time stood still.
AFTER – This relationship is going nowhere.
BEFORE – You look so seductive in black.
AFTER – Your clothes are so depressing.
BEFORE – I can hardly believe we found each other.
AFTER – I can’t believe I ended up with someone like you.
BEFORE – Passion
AFTER – Good Night
BEFORE – Once upon a time
AFTER – The end
Here’s a pretty awesome video of a few old geezers getting into a scuffle over some farm equipment. Things quickly get out of hand when lightsabers are brought into play. You can tell one of the farmers was well trained by a Jedi master as he weilded two light sabers during the duel.
How Awesome Are First Kisses In Japan? – Caveman Circus
Quite possibly the most awsome Panda GIF of all time – We Rule The Internet
Selena Gomez Hot Video Shoot – Celebrity Odor
Ashley is your damn cute college girl of the day – College Humor
Jenna Marbles’ Foolproof Way to Avoid Talking to People – College Candy
Elle Liberachi’s 25 sexiest photos for her 25th brithday – Linkiest
Joanna Krupa is all sweaty in her bikini – Guyism
Busty Blonde Brit Babe Hannah Martin – DJ Mick
Lily Aldridge – Victoria’s Secret 2011 Lingerie – Totally Crap
Kirara Asuka is damn smoking hot – The Smoking Jacket
This one goes out to all the guys out there (PIC) – Ehowa
The Cowboys Cheerleaders USO Hope and Freedom Tour – Uncoached
Dolphins Are Gay!..and 49 Other Mind-Blowing Facts – Ego TV
The 10 Awesome Animal Pictures Of The Day – We Rule The Internet
Vanessa Hudgens New Tattoo Pic – Celeb Jihad
Kelly Brook Looks Angelic-ly Sexy In New FHM (PHOTOS) – F-Listed
Here’s a pretty sad video chronicling a day of work for the Misery Bear, which in many regards can be a symbol of the unrealized dreams, potential and ambitions of a workforce of a nation bounded by the 9-5 monotony, cubicles and TPS reports. I ran out of happy go lucky videos to post, so this will have to do until I stumble upon something more optimistic.