Life Summed Up In One GIF

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Geeks Unite! This Post Is For You! – Caveman Circus

AWESOME: Women Brawl Before College Football Game – Knowd

The World’s Most Luxurious Mobile Home – ImgHut

The Grumpy Cat Has A VIDEO! – The Daily What

Get Ready For Fall With The 17 Hottest Girls Named Autumn – Linkiest

How About Some Victoria’s Secret Girls for Monday – G-Celeb

Texans QB Matt Schaub Lost a Chunk of His Ear Yesterday After Hit! – Uncoached

Banky’s Got Nothing on Sonic the Hedgehog Graffiti – Unreality Mag

25 Hilarious Photos of Wet, Angry Cats – Ego TV

Kari Nautique is why we love blondes – Regretful Morning

Kanye West Sex Tape for Sale – Yeeeah

Hottie Of The Week: Dana Heidke – Bro My God

2012 Emmys Red Carpet: Maria Menounos Workin’ It – Moe Jackson

So I Hear You Like IOS 6 Maps – ImgHut

What are these girls thinking??? – Knowd

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"So if I asked you about art you’d probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo? You know a lot about him. Life’s work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientation, the whole works, right? But I bet you can’t tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You’ve never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling. Seen that.

If I asked you about women you’d probably give me a syllabus of your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can’t tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy.

You’re a tough kid. I ask you about war, and you’d probably, uh, throw Shakespeare at me, right? “Once more into the breach, dear friends.” But you’ve never been near one. You’ve never held your best friend’s head in your lap and watched him gasp his last breath, looking to you for help.

And if I asked you about love you probably quote me a sonnet. But you’ve never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone could level you with her eyes. Feeling like! God put an angel on earth just for you…who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn’t know what it’s like to be her angel and to have that love for her to be there forever. Through anything. Through cancer. You wouldn’t know about sleeping sitting’ up in a hospital room for two months holding her hand because the doctors could see in your eyes that the term visiting hours don’t apply to you.

You don’t know about real loss, because that only occurs when you love something more than you love yourself. I doubt you’ve ever dared to love anybody that much.

I look at you; I don’t see an intelligent, confident man; I see a cocky, scared shitless kid.

But you’re a genius, Will. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine and you ripped my fuckin’ life apart.

You’re an orphan right? Do you think I’d know the first thing about how hard ! your life has been, how you feel, who you are because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you? Personally, I don’t give a shit about all that, because you know what? I can’t learn anything from you I can’t read in some fuckin’ book.

Unless you wanna talk about you, who you are. And I’m fascinated. I’m in. But you don’t wanna do that, do you, sport? You’re terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief."

- Good Will Hunting

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A Date With Mom

September 24, 2012 | 2 Comments » | Topics: Heartwarming, Life |

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After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said, “I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you.”

The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my MOTHER, who has been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my three children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally. That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie. “What’s wrong, are you well?” she asked.

My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a late night call or a surprise invitation is a sign of bad news. “I thought that it would be pleasant to spend some time with you,” I responded. “Just the two of us.” She thought about it for a moment, and then said, “I would like that very much.”

That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit nervous. When I arrived at her house, I noticed that she, too, seemed to be nervous about our date. She waited in the door with her coat on. She had curled her hair and was wearing the dress that she had worn to celebrate her last wedding anniversary. She smiled from a face that was as radiant as an angel’s. “I told my friends that I was going to go out with my son, and they were impressed, “she said, as she got into the car. “They can’t wait to hear about our meeting.”

We went to a restaurant that, although not elegant, was very nice and cozy. My mother took my arm as if she were the First Lady. After we sat down, I had to read the menu. Her eyes could only read large print. Half way through the entries, I lifted my eyes and saw Mom sitting there staring at me. A nostalgic smile was on her lips. “It was I who used to have to read the menu when you were small,” she said. “Then it’s time that you relax and let me return the favor,” I responded. During the dinner, we had an agreeable conversation – nothing extraordinary but catching up on recent events of each other’s life. We talked so much that we missed the movie. As we arrived at her house later, she said, “I’ll go out with you again, but only if you let me invite you.” I agreed.

“How was your dinner date?” asked my wife when I got home. “Very nice. Much more so than I could have imagined,” I answered.

A few days later, my mother died of a massive heart attack. It happened so suddenly that I didn’t have a chance to do anything for her. Some time later, I received an envelope with a copy of a restaurant receipt from the same place mother and I had dined. An attached note said: “I paid this bill in advance. I wasn’t sure that I could be there; but nevertheless, I paid for two plates – one for you and the other for your wife. You will never know what that night meant for me. I love you, son.”


Just A Random Collection Of Awesome Things (30 Pics)

September 24, 2012 | 1 Comment » | Topics: Awesome |

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Ladies And Gentlemen, I Would Like To Formally Introduce You To The Grumpy Cat

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The 7 Cardinal Rules Of Life

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Safe Baby Handling Tips

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September 21, 2012 | No Comments » | Topics: Linkage |


Ladies And Gentlemen, The Reaction GIFs Have Arrived! – Caveman Circus

Tim Tebow’s Secret Girlfriend Exposed —“ Knowd

Heartwarming Tearjerker Thank You Note of the Day – The Daily What

The 5 Symptoms Of Laziness —“ ImgHut

E-Mails to My Past Self: 5 Facts I Wish I Could Send Back In Time —“ Linkiest

Alena Blohm in Her Sexy Bride Lingerie —“ G-Celeb

Beach Volleyball and Its Most Appealing Element —“ Uncoached

6 Great Underrated Movie Roles Of Jennifer Jason Leigh —“ Unreality Mag

Celeb Fashion FAIL: Carly Rae Jepsen —“ Yeeeah

More Glorious Hand bras To Finish Your Week (10 Pics) —“ Regretful Morning

OMG it’s Lingerie Friday —“ Bro My God

Anne Hathaway & Karolina Kurkova —“ Moe Jackson

25 Spectacular Photos of Underwater Statues —“ Ego TV

Ryan Tannehill’s Wife Is A Total Smokeshow —“ Knowd

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The Overflow

September 21, 2012 | No Comments » | Topics: Overflow |



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