Friends Of Ned Hardy
If you were in charge of writing the final episode, how would it all come to an end?
The show begins with the family watching Itchy and Scratchy. They announce that the show is coming to an end and the entire family gasps in horror. They then announce that the last episode will be aired in a years time, and until then, a contest will be running; this contest will offer the winner the chance to write what will happen in the finale. The entire Simpson family applies. Krusty is in charge of choosing the winner. He falls in love with one of the Simpson’s idea and puts it in winners box. He makes a mistake though, he puts all five of their ideas in the box by accident. He goes on his show to announce the winner and pulls out five cards out of the box. Stumped, he reads all five names out, “Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie.” Flash forward a year later and Bart is in class describing his take on the Itchy and Scratchy finale to Milhouse, while showing us Itchy and Scratchy with Bart’s voice-over. He finishes and the class is silent, Edna Krabappel is staring at him and says, “After-school detention.” The scene then cuts to the power plant and Homer is describing his finale to Lenny and Carl. He finishes, a bell rings and he gets in a radiation suit. The scene cuts to a supermarket and Marge is describing her take to Helen Lovejoy, she finishes and strolls Maggie in the trolley to another aisle. Here, Maggie sees the unibrow baby and starts describing her take via waving and motioning. She finishes and the scene cuts to Lisa, she begins describing her take to Sherri and Terri. She finishes and picks up her saxophone to go to music practice. She walks in the music room sits down and then sees the time. She realises the show is going to be on in ten minutes. She plays the Itchy and Scratchy melody on her sax and bolts out. It cuts to Bart, he’s writing on the black board: “I will not talk in class ever again” he hears a bell, realises the time and runs out. Cut to Homer holding some plutonium at a conveyor belt when a bell rings at the plant and he too realises the time and runs off, dropping some plutonium. Cut to the supermarket and we see Marge and Maggie checking out and running through the exit doors. Cut to a birds eye view of their home and we see everyone rushing to take a seat in the couch. They look at each other, they smile, the Itchy and Scratchy music plays, and it cuts to credits.
“None of our men are 'experts.' We have most unfortunately found it necessary to get rid of a man as soon as he thinks himself an expert because no one ever considers himself expert if he really knows his job. A man who knows a job sees so much more to be done than he has done, that he is always pressing forward and never gives up an instant of thought to how good and how efficient he is. Thinking always ahead, thinking always of trying to do more, brings a state of mind in which nothing is impossible. The moment one gets into the 'expert' state of mind a great number of things become impossible.”
- Henry Ford
A Hodgepodge Of Hotties – Caveman Circus
Game Changing Hamburger Recipie (PIC) – Awesome Galore
I Whole Heartedly Agree With This Statement (PIC) – Ned Hardy
This Picture Might Make You Cry – We Rule The Internet
5 Telltale Signs You’re Getting Laid Tonight – The Slingshot
Total Mind F**K: Lego Street Painting – Awesome Galore
25 hot girls dressed as Star Wars characters (pics) – Linkiest
Best Of Craigslist Missed Connections – College Candy
Nerd Crush On Veronica Belmont – The Slingshot
Taking The Pet Snake For A Walk [Pic] – DJ Mick
The 10 awesome animal pictures of the day – We Rule The Internet
Jamming your radar with the EA-6B Prowler in high-res (33 HQ Photos) – The Brigade
She’s Uncoachable: English Model Lisa Snowdon – Uncoached
The Best Acting In Movie History – Ego TV
Charlize Theron Naked Pictures – Celeb Jihad
New Miley Cyrus Underwear Photo from Cell Phone – GCeleb
Hilary Swank Bikini Pics – Yeeeah
Rachel Alexander Says Hi In Her Underwear – Don Chavez
Amelia Racine looking her absolute sexiest in lingerie – Brosome
50 Beautiful & Sexy Colombian Girls – Pick Me Up News
Paula Patton Looks Stunning at the ‘GQ Men of the Year’ Party in Los Angeles – F-Listed
1. Approve of yourself.
“A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.”
If you don’t approve of yourself, of your behaviour and actions then you’ll probably walk around most of the day with a sort of uncomfortable feeling. If you, on the other hand, approve of yourself then you tend to become relaxed and gain inner freedom to do more of what you really want.
This can, in a related way, be a big obstacle in personal growth. You may have all the right tools to grow in some way but you feel an inner resistance. You can’t get there.
What you may be bumping into there are success barriers. You are putting up barriers in your own mind of what you may or may not deserve. Or barriers that tell you what you are capable of. They might tell you that you aren’t really that kind of person that could this thing that you’re attempting.
Or if you make some headway in the direction you want to go you may start to sabotage for yourself. To keep yourself in a place that is familiar for you.
So you need give yourself approval and allow yourself to be who you want to be. Not look for the approval from others. But from yourself. To dissolve that inner barrier or let go of that self-sabotaging tendency. This is no easy task and it can take time.
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