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16 Photos Of A Magical Mongolian Tribe That Rides Reindeer And Hunts With Eagles

5 Emotions Invented By The Internet

February 15, 2013 | 1 Comment » | Topics: Funny Pictures, Writing |

feelings invented by the internet

By Leigh Alexander

A vague and gnawing pang of anxiety centered around an IM window that has lulled. During this time an individual feels unsure whether they have offended the IM recipient, committed a breach of IM etiquette, or have otherwise spoilt the presentation of themselves carefully crafted thus far thanks to the miracles of the textual medium. The individual must be at least vaguely aware that they are being vaguely paranoid, and must tell themselves things like ‘he probably just stepped away from the keyboard’ or ‘I know she is at work right now so perhaps she has stopped replying because she is busy.’

This sentiment of anxiety must surface only after an extremely brief lapse in the pace of the conversation [range of ~30 seconds to 1 minute], and the individual must tell themselves things like ‘it has only been like a minute, don’t worry.’ The individual may mull a mental history of their prior IM conversations with the subject and with others in an attempt to gauge whether the lull is ‘normal’, or to extrapolate what the lull might indicate about the subject’s sentiment toward them.  The individual may experience elevated heart rate and depersonalization, and while staring at the screen with an unfocused expression, have catastrophic thoughts about their romantic history, their ability to be liked by others in the future or their key flaws.

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It’s Impossible Not To Smile After Viewing These Pictures

February 15, 2013 | 1 Comment » | Topics: Smile |

smile pictures

smile pictures

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Kids And Animals = A Winning Combination Of Cute (27 Pics)

February 15, 2013 | No Comments » | Topics: Animals |

cute animals and kids

cute animals and kids

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Linkage

February 14, 2013 | No Comments » | Topics: Linkage |

funny pictures and videos of the day

I Need An Awesome Girl Like This In My Life (19 Pics) – Caveman Circus

Zelda The Dog Likes To Balance Things On Her Head (11 Pics) – We Rule The Internet

The 60 Best Natural Breasts Of 2012 —“ Knowd

Scarlett Johansson Shows Off in The Avengers —“ Crowd Ignite

 7 Types of Chicks Who Annoy Everyone Just By Their Very Existence —“ Linkiest

42 Tribute Photos to Hannah Davis in 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue —“ G-Celeb

Anyone miss college as much as I do??? —“ Bro My God

The 8 People You Don’t Want to Meet at a Strip Club —“ Uncoached

Five Kinds of People that Can’t Possibly Exist in Real Life —“ Unreality Mag

Sara Jean Underwood Is What Dreams Are Made of —“ Regretful Morning


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The Overflow

February 14, 2013 | No Comments » | Topics: Overflow, Uncategorized |

funny pictures and videos of the day

funny pictures and videos of the day

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Cultural Difference Of The Day: In Korea, Love Means Matching

February 14, 2013 | No Comments » | Topics: Culture |

matching couples in korea

matching couples in korea

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Children’s Definition Of Love

February 14, 2013 | No Comments » | Topics: Love |

love according to children

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, “What does love mean?” The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined.  See what you think:

“When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore.  So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too.  That’s love.” Rebecca – age 8

When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.  You know that your name is safe in their mouth.” Billy – age 4

“Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.” Karl – age 5

“Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.” Chrissy – age 6

“Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.” Terri – age 4

Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.” Danny – age 7

“Love is when you kiss all the time.  Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more.  My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss” Emily – age 8

“Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen,” Bobby – age 7 (Wow!)

“If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,” Nikka – age 6

“There are two kinds of love.  Our love.  God’s love. But God makes both kinds of them.” Jenny – age 8

“Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.” Noelle – age 7

“Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.” Tommy – age 6

“During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared.  I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling.  He was the only one doing that.  I wasn’t scared anymore,” Cindy – age 8

“My mommy loves me more than anybody.  You don’t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.” Clare – age 6

“Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.” Elaine -age 5

“Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.” Chris – age 7

“Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.” Mary Ann – age 4

“I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.” Lauren – age 4

“When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.” Karen – age 7

“Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn’t think it’s gross.” Mark – age 6

“You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ unless you mean it.  But if you mean it, you should say it a lot.  People forget,” Jessica – age 8


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Love Is…(20 Pics)

February 14, 2013 | 2 Comments » | Topics: Heartwarming |

love pictures

love pictures

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Lets Start Off Valentines Day With The Hilarity Of Some E Cards

February 14, 2013 | No Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures |

funny pictures and videos of the day

funny pictures and videos of the day

funny pictures and videos of the day

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Linkage

February 13, 2013 | No Comments » | Topics: Linkage |

funny pictures and videos of the day

The 20 Greatest Motivational Quotes Of All Time – Caveman Circus

A Dog’s Purpose According To A 6 Year Old —“ We Rule The Internet

The Sexiest Photo Shoots Of 2012 —“ Knowd

The 7 Greatest (Real) Bill Murray Stories Ever Told —“ Crowd Ignite

A Few Aging Rock Stars (20 pics) —“ Linkiest

Rosie Jones and Georgia Salpa Play in Their Undies Together —“ G-Celeb

Pretty Girls, Ugly Faces Part Deux —“ Bro My God

The 8 People You See in a Coffee Shop —“ Uncoached

Six Alien Abduction Scenes That Range From Creepy To Silly —“ Unreality Mag

These Camel Toes Will Make You Weak at the Knees (30 Pics) —“ Regretful Morning

Ashley Alexiss and the Case of the Bubbly Jubblies —“ The Smoking Jacket

Honest Valentine’s Day Cards (20 PICTURES) —“ World Wide Interweb

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Supermodels Visit “The Late Show” —“ Moe Jackson


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