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The Story Of The Old Italian Gardener

September 29, 2011 | No Comments » | Topics: Awesome |

old man garden story

An old Italian gentleman lived alone in New  Jersey .  He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.  His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: 

 Dear Vincent,  I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.  Love,  Papa  

A few days later he received a letter from his son. 

Dear Papa,   Don’t dig up that garden. That’ s where the bodies are buried.  Love,  Vinnie

At 4 a.m. The next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.  That same day the old man received another letter from his son.  

Dear Papa,  Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.  That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.  Love you, Vinnie

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September 28, 2011 | No Comments » | Topics: Linkage |


70 Smoking Hot Pictures Of Hotties – Caveman Circus

A Cat In A Custom Made Tank…Epic! – We Rule The Internet

USC Song Girls Get Wet In Lake Tahoe – The Slinshot

50 easy April Fool’s Day pranks to play on your friends – Linkiest

How the New Zealand Police Deal With Drunk College Kids – Bro Bible

8 Signs that you have a very very bad roomate – College Candy

The Evolution Of The Video Game – Ego TV

The Day Has Arrived: Wendy Fiore is Topless! – Uncoached

An Overload of Nostalgic 90s PC Game Screenshots – Unreality Mag

Hayden Panettiere Has Body Image Issues – Celeb Jihad

Hugh Hefner’s Newest Girlfriend is Shera Bechard – Yeeeah

Mila Kunis’ Sexy Caffeine Binge – G-Celeb

Jessica Hart in lingerie will knock your freaking socks off – Brosome

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Did you ever realize how much your body loves you? It's always trying to keep you alive. It's making sure you breathe while you sleep, stopping cuts from bleeding, fixing broken bones, finding ways to beat the illnesses that might get you. Your body literally loves you so much. It's time you start loving it back. 

The Overflow

September 28, 2011 | No Comments » | Topics: Overflow |


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Your Guide To Lunchtime Social Groups Throughout Life

September 28, 2011 | 2 Comments » | Topics: LOL, Pics |

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7 Pictures That Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity

September 28, 2011 | 7 Comments » | Topics: Heartwarming, Pics |

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Picture Of The Day

September 28, 2011 | No Comments » | Topics: Comic, Picture Of The Day |

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This Hodgepodge Of Cute Animal Pictures Is Guaranteed To Put A Smile On Your Face

September 27, 2011 | No Comments » | Topics: Pics |

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13 Random Musings That Should Be Ruminated Upon

September 27, 2011 | No Comments » | Topics: Uncategorized |


I hate that awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink.

Spelt” is a type of wheat. “Spelled” is what you just did incorrectly.

You never realize how boring your life is until someone ask you what you like to do for fun.

The week feels like this: Moooooonday, Tuuuuuesday, Weeeeeednesday, Thuuuuursday, FriSatSun.

Why isn’t the default for online shopping “view all”? Who likes to skip through 20 pages of only 12 items…

I don’t think I’ve ever heard a car alarm go off for a legit reason..

I’m disappointed FB didn’t add a feature where I can hide all complaints about FB from my newsfeed.

Some of the things I laugh about on the internet convince me more and more each day that I am going straight to Hell.

Whenever I’m almost done with a bowl of Lucky Charms, I strategize on how I will distribute the remaining marshmallows amongst spoonfuls.

I bet the worst part about being a dwarf is having seven personality traits to try and not emulate.

Double-Stuffed Oreos should just be called Oreos, and regular Oreos should be called Diet Oreos.

I will give you 2 seconds to figure out that you have the right of way before I take it from you.

While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it…thanks Mario Kart.


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Awesome Picture Of The Day

September 27, 2011 | No Comments » | Topics: Awesome, Picture Of The Day |

zombie cake

I told my wife-to-be that zombie themed wedding cakes are the hot new thing. She agreed and let me get this for our wedding…


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September 26, 2011 | No Comments » | Topics: Linkage |


This hot girl will cure your case of Mondayitis – Caveman Circus

20 Animal Pictures Guaranteed To Make You LOL – We Rule The Internet

Top 10 Athletes Who Posed For Playboy – The Slingshot

Korean Cutie Kang Yui Wants To Sell You A Camera - DJ Mick

The Coolest Letter From a Neighbor Ever RE: Smoking Pot – Bro Bible

Sexy Time: My Most Embarrassing Sex Tales – College Candy

GT Radial Sale Promotion Girls Get Wet – Uncoached

exy Tall Girls Bikini Contest (Hot Tall Girls Wearing Small Bikinis) – Linkiest

20 Sexy Celebrities with Weapons – Unreality Mag

How to Tell if She’s High-Maintenance – Ego TV

Miley Cyrus Braless Candid Pics – Celeb Jihad

Heather Locklear Retrosextive – City Rag

It’s that time of the year… Oktoberfest 2011 Girls! – Brosome

Victoria’s Secret Model Lindsay Ellingson Makes the Perfect Sales Pitch – F-Listed

Adrianne Curry Makes Twitpics Seem Glamorous – Don Chavez

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