Here’s a video of some dude updating his Facebook and Twitter status at the altar, just as he is about to say "I Do". Although we shouldn’t be too shocked from a guy who’s screenname is TheSoftwareJedi .
Who knew Google Search Suggestions could be the source of so much humor….
Who better to lead a bunch of mindless zombies?
Just because you’re physically capable of having a child doesn’t necessarily mean that you should. Unsure of whether you should procreate? Well giving your baby poprocks for an experiment or teaching your toddler how to smoke are two big signs that you’re not the right person for the job. Need more examples of how to raise the future serial killers, Craigslist personal ad users, and drug abusers of America? Check out our gallery of 50 parents who should have reached for that condom.
Things look a little different when you’re drunk…
Sober ::: Drunk
via College Humor
Just for the record, Kim and Sarkozy have Douche Bag Beards, not Hipster Beards. There’s a difference and it’s not subtle. Just like douche bags.
Here’s a neat little mashup of Automatic Brothers set to Queen’s Don’t Stop Me Now.
They sure are happy about this gang rape. That’s the confidence I want in a news team.
My personal favorite was the one in The Simpsons Movie: ” I will not illegally download this movie” See the rest of the 29 best Simpsons chalkboard gags.
Here is New Orleans Saints’ QB Drew Brees acting out on his Sushi Chef Fantasy. When he’s not firing footballs down the football field, he’s slicing up tuna like a Ginzu master.