When you out of bullets and a group of mindless zombies are hell bent on devouring your brains are near, this bedside table can double as a bludgeoning device and save you from immient danger.
Betty White credited the internet with her resurgent on Saturda Night Live and in turn she rewarded us with a cavalcade of hilariously awesome sketches. Here’s a clip of Betty White showing us how aweosome she is by showing her love for Metal. If you can’t handle a great deal of awesomeness in a short amount of time, this clip is definitely not for you, you have been warned. (more…)
I’m calling FAKE on this one. No one on AT&T’s 3G network is able to get more than 3 bars of service.
If you grew up in the 90′s and were educated in a semi decent educational system where books and PBS were readily available, this picture is pretty damn epic. Otherwise it’s Where’s Waldo and Carmen San Diego for the deprived.
We have no clue who this Henry character is, but he is living the life we would hope our parents would give us if we were born in 2009.
See, back in our day, Henry, there wasn’t a Hooters in a strip mall to celebrate our 1st birthday. We had some shitty McDonald’s where they had these booth chair characters that our mother would throw us on and mention not falling off. BC didn’t get boobs. Yeah, there was the old crusty woman on welfare that was the ‘birthday coordinator,’ but her rack was droopy and reminded us of crusty Ohio women.
That is why, our friend, you recently received “The Greatest Birthday Gift Ever For A 1-Year-Old Boy – A Party At Hooters!”
When you can tell someone that you love her for her ‘bomb ass pussy’, her ‘big tiddys’ and ‘firm ass’… that’s some real love right there. That frankness of that letter brought a few tears to my eyes and has turned my blackened heart one shade lighter…
Here’s a seriously awesome video of some old man showing off his dancing skills at some Las Vegas convention. I wish I were joking but this guy is a better dancer than me. If I had half the move that this guy has, I wouldn’t be on the internet all weekend looking at pornography and pretending that my pillow was my catatonic girlfriend.
If this isn’t the most awesome thing you see today, you have no soul and should be killed with fire!
If you thought that living in less than 400sqft of space was living in squalor, you definitely haven’t met this dude who turned his 344 sqft apartment into a piece of art and awesomeness.
Now if I can only find a way to transform my parent’s basement into something similar, my room could finally be the babe magnet that I always wished it could be.
Although persistent stereotypes pigeonhole Asians as math whizzes, who know two forms of martial arts and are capable of getting your dry cleaning back to you within the hour, a lot of people fail to recognize the true talent of Asians lie within the buzzworthy-ness of their videos.
Here are 5 videos to show you that not only can Asians do you calculus homework in a jiffy, they can also be all sorts of awesome as well.