1. Guys being shorter than girls

Here’s a clip of everyone’s favorite awkward YoYo virtuoso Kenny ‘K-Strass’ Strasser making his triumphant return to television on a Wisconsin morning show. Not only did he share his sweet yoyo tricks, but he also shared a moving story about how the yoyo saved him from a life of drugs, women, and lotto tickets. This [...]

Kenny “K-Strass” Strasser, the self proclaimed yo-you trick champion, who has booked himself on 6 morning shows in the past month is actually not a yo-yo trick champion. In fact, judging by this video he probably doesn’t even know how to use a yo-yo. I’m pretty sure that even on my worst day, with 2 [...]

In an interview with Esquire, Tom Cruise lectures “Because we do live in a cynical world. It’s easy to be cynical. Making the choice not to be cynical is important.” It may be a childish reflex, but when Tommy tells us to be less cynical, it makes us more cynical. TomKat’s Sketchy Affection, In Photos! View All [...]

Here’s a video of Boston’s Channel 7 meteorologist Pete Bouchard making an really awkward joke about his penis size when describing the snowfall in the area. I’m sure he’ll be able to get some work substitute teaching somewhere.