I would like to thank the internet, video cameras and especially the stupidity of people for this fantastic video! Human pain will never stop being hilarious.

“In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get [...]

1 – APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE: “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside; I’ve only just finished cleaning.” 2 – TIME TRAVEL: “If you don’t behave, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!” 3 – LOGIC: “Because I said so, that’s why!” 4 – FORESIGHT: “Make sure [...]