After a 53 year engagement, John and Rudy are now able to make it official in WA. Here there are where they belong, at the front of the line. (via)

1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?  You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. — Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going [...]

BEFORE – You take my breath away. AFTER – I feel like I’m suffocating. BEFORE – She says she loves the way I take control of a situation. AFTER – She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac. BEFORE – Don’t stop. AFTER – Don’t start. BEFORE – Is that all you’re having? AFTER – Maybe [...]

Here’s a video of some Korean dude named Lee Jin-gyu and his pillow ‘wife’ out and about and at various social functions. That better be a female pillow. Otherwise that guy’s a pervert.

Here’s an awesome news report by the crack team of journalist over at the Onion News Network regarding a bill that would ban marriages between people who don’t love each other.