Back when we told you about this two year old in Indonseia who smokes 40 cigarettes a day, little did we know he’d soon discover his match made in heaven just a few weeks later: a three-year old girl in China who smokes a pack a day and, according to her mother, “likes drinking.” The Daily Mail reports Ya Wen took up smoking and drinking after she was struck by a van and emerged from a five-day coma. According to her mother, her toddler’s personality was dramatically different after the accident. Now “three glasses of beer is no problem to her.” More details after the jump, including a video and an update on Ardi Rizal, our chain-smoking toddler in Indonesia.
Here’s an awesome timeline to the benefits of quitting that nasty habit of lighting up a cigarette. Conversely after 72 hours, I would be strangling the first smug shithead that reminded me of how good I should be feeling.
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