I’m thinking the original article went something like this….”Man sentenced to life in prison for stolen groceries”

Up until recently UrbanOutfitters.com was selling a t-shirt with a color named Obama/Black. Yeah, that’s not racist. Wonder if that shirt comes in Cherokee /Red. Or maybe Nakamura/Yellow?

Here’s a video of Boston’s Channel 7 meteorologist Pete Bouchard making an really awkward joke about his penis size when describing the snowfall in the area. I’m sure he’ll be able to get some work substitute teaching somewhere.

This explosion was inevitable. It’s a physical impossibility for Girlfriends and Xbox 360s to coexist peacefully together. View The Full Video Here

Yeah, it’s not up to George Lucas’ standards but you gotta give these guys some props for going the distance and creating a mildly entertaining movie.

Here’s an awesome video footage some dude took of his apartment when he started to notice food was dissapearing, which uncovered an uninvited guest living in his apartment, sharing his food and drinks and pissing in his sink.

If you need more reason not to eat at McDonalds, this video sheds some light on their quality control procedures.

Here’s a really odd video with some Japanese variety show recreating Usain Bolt’s record setting Olympic victory….I wouldn’t expect anything less in the strange department out of a Japanese show.

The fact that somebody wrote this drivel, and a team of professionals put it on the air is absurdist comedy at its best.

Here’s a collection of major brainfucks a regular guy would have after experiencing chemical lobotomy….and I have to admit, this was like the best 10 minutes in my life.