Here’s an ad from Craigslist for a casting opportunity for the Titanic sequel: “Titanic 2: Mermaid Saviors.” All that’s missing from making this movie a true epic, is a Greath White Shark named Herman who can make full use of the dark side of The Force.
Here’s a video of the newest internet sensation Lexi Bee, a half human, half pink My Little Pony hybrid, who’s cuteness will suffocate you. If you can watch more than 15 seconds of this video, you must be a masochist because only a masochist can stand the punishment that this video dishes out.
Although this girl would be funny to watch in a post-apocalyptic disaster scenario. I wonder if she’d continue to talk like that? Would she search for food or would she hunt out cutie cutie cutie da-da-da-dazzle balloons?
Here’s a clip of Pastor Martin Ssempa educating a few of his fellow Ugandan citizens on the evil nature of homosexuality. If you’re allergic to bullshit, misinformation, propaganda and overall douchebaggery, I would definitely skip on to the next video.
I give this guy 6 months before he’s found in a public bathroom fondling a young boy in an inappropriate behavior.
Here’s a video of a seriously unqualified woman covering Lady Gaga’s ‘Bad Romance’. Unqualified in the sense that even a tone deaf, blind person could make a better video with two hands tied behind his back.
Don’t be surprised if you watch the entire 5 minute and 10 second shit-storm, the terribleness of it has hypnotic like abilities.
I’m not sure if this video is a fake put on to parody the Ginger Kid rants but the anger and bitterness in his voice leads me to believe that all the prejudice he is experiencing in school for being a ridiculous looking emo werewolf/vampire crossdresser is more likely than not real.
I’m thinking he should team up with the Ginger Kid and create a Ginger/Werewolf alliance to educate the public about their journey and their struggles for acceptance.
Here’s a reaction video to last night’s American Idol finale. It’s pretty disturbing on many levels and I suggest you skip on to the next post if your tolerance for white trash, disgusting and rolls of fat are low.
On another note, that room looks like a dungeon where Doritos and Pepsi cans are tortured.
His name is Ardi Rizal, he’s from Indonesia and he’s 2 years old and has the smoking habit of an Irish soccer fan. According to NineMSN:
Ardi’s parents claim that the child is addicted to nicotine.
His mother Diana 26, told Britain’s Sun newspaper she felt powerless to deny the child.
“He’s totally addicted,” she said.
“If he doesn’t get his cigarettes, he gets angry and screams and batters his head against the wall. He tells me he feels dizzy and sick.”
So did his mom substitute cigarettes for milk? It’s great to see parents that care enough to support a two pack a day habit in a toddler
Here’s an video of some woman getting her first tattoo and by the look and sound of it, it will be her last.
What a complete wuss, not to mention a total skank. Are you going through labor and getting murdered at the same time or are you just getting a tattoo?
This collection of 25 pictures feature workers, builders and homeowners who are either too dumb or crazy to realise the danger they are putting themselves and those around them in.
Seeing is believing.
I’ve been hit by the invisible curb on numerous occasions. That shit just jumps up and bites you in the ankle and the next thing you know, you’re ass is on the pavement and you hope that nobody saw your spill.
Hands down my favorite part of this video is the chairs. At first I thought that they were put out there to steer people into the middle of the ramp so that they wouldn’t trip over the 1 inch curb. Then I realized the chairs are there because those assholes love to sit there during their lunch break and watch people fall. I don’t blame them, I would do the same.