Here’s a campaign ad from the True Republican PAC against gubernatorial candidate Bradley Byrne, mocking him for his support of teaching evolution in the Alabama school system and his rejection that every part of the Bible is true.
This is pretty funny until you realize that this man could soon wield a lot of power, then it just becomes incredibly depressing and terrifying.
Here’s a clip of the most awesome wedding dj ever at work. Keep in mind that the word ‘awesome’ is relative and if you don’t mind having your dj totally overshadow your wedding with his sexist antics, then by all means use my twisted and sordid definition of awesome to describe this dude. (more…)
Remember that time when you were tripping out on LSD and traversing the mean streets of The Mushroom Kingdom while a flock of winged monkeys were chasing you? Well, this video has the unique ability to conjure up a flashback of such a monumental moment in your pscyhdelic endeavors.
I took nothing away from the video, as 20 seconds into the video I was curled up into the fetal position, crying out for my mommy to make it stop.
Here’s a truly disturbing video of some meathead, douchebag showing off his new muscular implants while trying to play it off like he’s been in the gym for the last 10 years actually putting in the work to sculpt your body to such a ridiculous level.
On a disturbing scale of one to ten, this is about a thirteen. If you guys are prone to nausea and vomitting, please skip on to the next video.
Kenny “K-Strass” Strasser, the self proclaimed yo-you trick champion, who has booked himself on 6 morning shows in the past month is actually not a yo-yo trick champion. In fact, judging by this video he probably doesn’t even know how to use a yo-yo.
I’m pretty sure that even on my worst day, with 2 busted up hands, a blood alcohol level of .24, and a monster case of faucet ass, I could still out yoyo this clown.
Last time I was lured in like this by a man with a yo-yo, I was six years old and I began to wet the bed at night afterwards.
Here’s a clip of some knife advocate showing off the potential of various knives to inflict great bodily injury upon a piece of cardboard.
This guy is right. I was on a trail the other day. A bunch of people approached me from the opposite direction. I reached for my knife and realized it had been had left at home. I just waited. When they got close, they all said hello except the ones in the strollers.
That was a close one.
Here’s a clip of a crazy old Russian woman and her 130 cats during feeding time. I’m not really sure what to think about this video. On the one hand, its seems pretty irresponsible of the old lady for taking on so many cats and on the other hand I’m just fascinated by the awesomeness of such a epic sight.
Here’s a clip from Fox And Friends in which the anchors blame the current generation’s perceived poor work ethic and narcissism on Mr. Rogers, who they claim mistakenly made everyone feel special.
Because every 6 year old child needs to hear "Son, You are not good enough. You are not unique and you will never be successful if you dont try harder." Lets not forget the audience targeted with Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood. The message this show delivers is a positive message. A message that children really need to hear these days in the midst of all the negative messages portrayed through the media.
The next thing Fox News is going to call evil is Sesame Street for influencing kids to take mind altering drugs to try to recreate the experience of being able to talk to 7ft tall birds and an angry green grouch living in a trash can.
If you ever had the pleasure of walking on a treadmill (gladly I don’t, because I never exercised a day in my life), you would already know how boring and monotonous it is to walk in place for an extended period of time. Here’s a clip of some awesome woman breaking up the treadmill blues with an awesome dance routine to Aqua’s ‘Barbie Girl’.
Props to her for not giving a flying fuck about what others think and besides that she is burning twice as many calories then the people next to her.