This “gift” for employee appreciation
My coworker left his phone under the industrial paper cutter.
My car broke down this morning on my way to work and had to be towed. Not 5 minutes after I got home, my ceiling collapsed.
Hubby unemployed for 9 months. Finally landed a job thats not temp or a contract gig. 5 minutes after clocking in, he trips on some carpet and breaks his leg
Blizzard blew the man door on my garage open yesterday
Nobody told me there was no floor support in an attic…
That’s not what I wanted to fall from the cabinet
Accidentally let my shorts touch the floor for 2 seconds in the airport bathroom
Someone tried stealing my car last night.
The future is here. And it is stupid (Mustang Mach E)
I told my stepson 20 times do not drive my car! My lease is up, I got a buyer & I will make some good $ off the deal, no accidents, under mileage, no stains on inside and not a scratch on the exterior. He crashed it twice on the same day a mile from the house and 200 yards apart from each crash.
My neighbour pipe broke and I am about to be floded
In Chicago for work, paying $65 a night for parking, wake up ready to go to work, all my equipment is gone…
Can’t get to work