When my friend responds “If by pyramid scheme you mean legitimately structured multi-level marketing company, then yes, I joined”
When a customer asks to speak to the manager, but I’M the manager
When my grandparents ask me how to use the internet
Teaching my sister how to drive
When the Chipotle worker gives me a HUGE scoop of chicken
When I’m pooping and the last little bit refuses to come out
When I tell a joke to my friend in private but he repeats it word for word to a group of people and they all laugh
When Mom leaves me in the checkout line to “quickly” grab something else
After much time had passed and realizing that girl was totally trying to flirt with me
Me and my friend’s reaction when our soon to be wed buddy suggests a bachelor party with no alcohol
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