December 27, 2011
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Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee. Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity [...]
December 14, 2011
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1 – APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE: “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside; I’ve only just finished cleaning.” 2 – TIME TRAVEL: “If you don’t behave, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!” 3 – LOGIC: “Because I said so, that’s why!” 4 – FORESIGHT: “Make sure [...]