If It’s Something You Saw On Your Acid Trip Last Night, It’s Dali
If Everyone – Including The Women – Looks Like Putin, Then It’s Van Eyck
If Everyone Looks Like Hobos Illuminated Only By A Dim Streetlamp, It’s Rembrandt
If The Paintings Have Lots Of Little People In Them But Also Have A Ton Of Crazy Bulls#%t, It’s Bosch
If Everybody Has Some Sort Of Body Malfunction, Then It’s Picasso
Lord Of The Rings Landscapes With Weird Blue Mist And The Same Wavy-Haired Aristocratic-Nose Madonna, It’s Da Vinci
If You See A Ballerina, It’s Degas
Dappled Light And Unhappy Party-Time People, Then It’s Manet
If Everyone Is Beautiful, Naked, And Jacked, It’s Michelangelo
Dappled Light And Happy Party-Time People, It’s Renoir
Dappled Light But No Figures, It’s Monet
If The Images Have A Dark Background And Everyone Has Tortured Expressions On Their Faces, It’s Titian
Excel Sheet With Coloured Squares, It’s Mondrian
If All The Men Look Like Cow-Eyed Curly-Haired Women, It’s Caravaggio
If Everyone In The Paintings Has Enormous Asses, Then It’s Rubens
If Every Painting Is The Face Of A Uni-Browed Woman, It’s Frida
