My cat bit into my laptop
The view of a lifetime ended up being the view of a month…

I just got to the zoo and my pants decided to self-destruct

Pregnant with IUD

Double charged by Netflix every month for over 7 years.

Dropped my freshly baked sourdough loaf in a cleaning bucket

Came to Amsterdam first time in my life, parked a car in the city centre, had like 30 minutes walk, got alarm notification, came back to car to find 2 windows broken and backpacks with all devices stolen…

Local supermarket decided to repaint the disabled parking bays just before the rain hit

My dog had diarrhea and I didn’t notice until I was vacuuming

1st month of owning my first real car…

Well….I might’ve clicked on the link

Coworker thought my mug warmer was a charger

In the ER about to get rabies shots in every major muscle group.

I came out of my hotel to this…

Neighbor just shot my house. I moved in two weeks ago.










