Took My Kids to a Concert Last Night

Picked the Wrong Parking Spot

Rental Car Got Broken Into and Torched While Filled With Luggage

What An Asshole

I Just Had One Job for the Family Christmas Dinner

My Dad Already Started Drinking Again After a $30,000 Rehab Stay

VP From Corporate Had an Ice Cream Cake Delivered on My Day Off

State and Federal Jury Duty in the Same Week

Key Broke Off in the Ignition

Just Broke the One Thing I Had From My Late Grandmother

Got Broken Up With on Christmas

Two-Year-Old Put a T-Ball Tube Down the Exhaust

I Accidentally Made a Hellraiser Apple

I Dropped My AirPods

Forced to Gate Check My Guitar

Is This a Normal HR Response?

Parked My Car Overnight on the Street in Portland

The 6mm Kidney Stone That Tried to Kill Me From the Inside

Just Finished a 12-Hour Shift and Came Home to This

Turd Pipe Burst in the Office










