Took My Kids to a Concert Last Night
Picked the Wrong Parking Spot
Rental Car Got Broken Into and Torched While Filled With Luggage
What An Asshole
I Just Had One Job for the Family Christmas Dinner
My Dad Already Started Drinking Again After a $30,000 Rehab Stay
VP From Corporate Had an Ice Cream Cake Delivered on My Day Off
State and Federal Jury Duty in the Same Week
Key Broke Off in the Ignition
Just Broke the One Thing I Had From My Late Grandmother
Got Broken Up With on Christmas
Two-Year-Old Put a T-Ball Tube Down the Exhaust
I Accidentally Made a Hellraiser Apple
I Dropped My AirPods
Forced to Gate Check My Guitar
Is This a Normal HR Response?
Parked My Car Overnight on the Street in Portland
The 6mm Kidney Stone That Tried to Kill Me From the Inside
Just Finished a 12-Hour Shift and Came Home to This
Turd Pipe Burst in the Office
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