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21 Great Moments Showcasing The Awesomness Of Teamwork

July 21, 2014 | No Comments » | Topics: LOL |

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Friends Of Ned Hardy

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Attention all women! THIS IS NOT SEXY!

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Hot girl takes awesome gym selfies

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Picutres of cats hating life right now

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Karma is a bitch

28 Pictures Of Cats Getting Baths

July 21, 2014 | No Comments » | Topics: Animals, LOL |

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funny pictures of cats taking a bath

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7 Cardinal Rules For Life

1. Make peace with your past, so it won't disturb your present.

2. What other people think of you, is none of your business.

3. Time heals almost everything. Give it time.

4. No one is in charge of your happiness, except you.

5. Don't compare your life to others and don't judge them. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

6. Stop thinking too much. It's alright to not know the answers. They will come to you when you least expect it.

7. Smile. You don't own all the problems in the world.

Attention Cigarette Smokers, This Post Is For You!

July 21, 2014 | No Comments » | Topics: Uncategorized |

I decided I needed to kick my cigarette habit to the curb. For years I have been a heavy smoker. My family and friends have warned me time and time again of all the harsh chemicals I ingest daily to get my fix. Even more so, they are tired of the constant smoking cloud around me that they have to tolerate.

So when I found an alternative in Ciglites, I jumped on it. Ciglites is one of the most popular Ecigs in the market. I tried it out at my friend’s recommendation and was happily surprised. The nicotine packs a nice punch; the drags are sweet and flavorful. I can pull a nice long vapor out of it and more importantly it crushes my need for cigarettes. Ecigs such as Ciglites have fewer ingredients making them much more natural as opposed to traditional cigarettes. I no longer am ingesting thousands of harsh chemicals daily and my friends and family are thrilled that I actually don’t smell like an ash tray for once in my life.

Now I rotate flavors weekly, enjoying Ciglites delicious varieties such as Menthol, Cherry, Vanilla, Crown Tobacco and Cappuccino. I also noticed picking up Ciglites instead of traditional cigarettes has saved me loads of money. You can get a starter kit from which includes an ecig, charger and three refills for around $17. They have a 30 day money back guarantee which is awesome, but I am sure you will be super happy with the product like I am.

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Awesome Links Of The Day

July 19, 2014 | No Comments » | Topics: Linkage |

Then vs Now (43 Photos) – Caveman Circus

The Greatest Resignation Letter Of All Time – Knowd

10 Movie Characters You Can’t Root for Anymore – Crowd Ignite

Photos from the Malaysia Airlines MH17 crash site, in Ukraine (warning: graphic images) – Linkiest

What Lesbians Think About Penises – Leenks

What exactly is in McDonald’s famous french fries? – Wired

Lena Gercke’s Sexy GQ Germany Spread – G-Celeb

Clothes are always optional – Bro My God

Time to Get Excited for Comic-Con (52 Cosplay Pics) – Radass

43 Hilarious The Simpsons Quotes – World Wide Interweb

11 Hottest Photos of Busty Model Chantel Zales – Classy Bro

Tribute To The Girls of Summer (15 Pics) – Regretful Morning

This hottie is super finnnne! – Double Viking

Man sends wife a spreadsheet of all the times she denied him sex – Daily Dot

Emily is your hot college coed of the day – Big 10 Tens

The 18 Most Amazing Caves In The World – Hi-Consumption

Why the FCC Will Ignore Your Net Neutrality Comment and Listen to ISPs Instead – Motherboard

Draw Me Like One Of Your French Girls (26 Photos) – Bad Sentinel

Gisele Bundchen Made $128,000 Per Day in the Last Year – The Blemish

Text message exchange reveals douchiest club promoter ever! – Magnetic Mag

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The Overflow

July 19, 2014 | No Comments » | Topics: Overflow |

funny pictures and videos of the day

funny pictures and videos of the day

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Confessions Of An Employee Of A For-Profit College

July 18, 2014 | No Comments » | Topics: TRUTH |

I work for a for-profit education company. There are a few things I have to get off my chest. The industry is a complete joke and I’m sickened by what we do.

First, we accept anybody. A student is merely a conduit in which student loan money flows from the federal government, to us. We could give two shits if we think a student will succeed. A student is a revenue unit (and is referred to as such). We’d let everbody in if we could. Unfortunately for us, we can’t.

Why? Well, the federal government only allows us to generate 90% of our revenue from their loans. Last I checked, we’re at 89.something. We are “private, for-profit” and nearly 100% government subsidized through their loan program. Think about that. Almost 90% of our revenue comes directly from the government and we can keep as much profit out of that as we want with zero obligation. Oh, there’s this thing called gainful employment floating around that’s a feeble attempt to regulate us, but everybody’s pretty sure most of the regulations will be stripped away or watered down to the point of uselessness.

While we’re on the subject of loans, let’s talk about how our students get them. In short, we handle everything. All we need is their name and their consent. We process all the paperwork on their behalf. It’s probably our most important function. It’s how we stay in business.

Here’s a fun tidbit: We encourage students to take out the maximum loan amount allowed even though they don’t need it all to cover their tuition. Why? Because it’s “free money” for the student, that’s why. Let’s just say we charge $25,000 a semester (we actually charge more if you can believe it) and when we talk to the student we’ll advise them to take out $30,000 so the student can use the extra $5000 towards whatever they want; perhaps a computer for their online courses or a car to commute to our brick and mortar facility, whatever. We also point out that they don’t have to pay this loan back for, like, years so who gives a shit? By that time they’ll have landed a sweet job because of the awesome education their going to get from us.

This might be a really good time to mention our one rule when hiring: If a candidate submits a resume and lists an online for-profit education school as their education (ours included), it is immediately thrown out. Let’s just say we know our product.

Our product. My god. I’ve seen the courses we offer online and they’re beyond a joke. I wish I could be more specific, but I’d probably give myself away. I’ve seen passing grades given for essays that wouldn’t have gotten past my 6th grade english teacher. I shit you not. Don’t get me started on the technical degrees.

If all that isn’t bad enough, here’s the best scam we pull. As a “benefit to our students”, we’ve established a “Foundation”. We solicit donations for the foundation that go towards student tuitions in the form of “scholarships”. This is akin to a company like Best Buy taking donations for a self-administered Best Buy Foundation and then giving that money to Best Buy customers and forcing them to use it at Best Buy. We use scholarships as a means to launder our foundation money to our bottom line. The scholarships we hand out usually go to the students who we think we can squeeze a little more out of, probably because they’ve hit their maximum lifetime limit of how much they can receive in government financial aid. Our scholarships make up the difference so we can get whatever government cash they’re still entitled to.

If our industry exists in ten years I’ll be very sad.

(via Reddit)

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Awesome School In Japan Lets Their Students Dress Up In Cosplay During Their Graduation!

July 18, 2014 | No Comments » | Topics: Awesome, Interesting |

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If you have ever been to a graduation, you know how boring and monotonous these snoozefests can be. The Kanazawa’s College of Art in Japan, however, is doing it right by letting all their students dress up in cosplay. If I’m going to be sitting in a chair for 4 hours, waiting for my name to be called, I want to be sitting next to a fucking Pikachu, Sailor Moon and some dude dressed as a damn cello!

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21 Anectdotes That Will Restore Your Faith In Celebrities

July 18, 2014 | No Comments » | Topics: Humanity |

a gallery of celebrities who are awesome people in real life

a gallery of celebrities who are awesome people in real life

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If Historical Events Took Place In The Age Of Instagram (17 Photos)

July 18, 2014 | No Comments » | Topics: LOL |

historical photos posted on instagram

historical photos posted on instagram

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Awesome Links Of The Day

July 17, 2014 | No Comments » | Topics: Linkage |

Perfectly Placed iPhone Photos – Bro My God

11 Gloriously Debaucherous Rockstar Stories – Caveman Circus

The First Stealth Helicopter in America – Crowd Ignite

The Art Of Shameless Staring – Knowd

This is a website that finds a Ja Rule song to fit your exact mood and level of thugness – Please Help Me JaRule

A 10th-Grader’s Thought Process While Trying To Unhook A Bra - Linkiest

Hilarious Lies That Parents Tell Their Kids (15 pics) – Leenks

Megan Fox in a Skirt for the Kids Choice Awards – G-Celeb

32 Insanely Sexy Mila Kunis Pics – Radass

The Simple Difference Between the Good and the Great – Chad Howse

The Funniest Street Names Ever (25 Pics) – World Wide Interweb

Girls in Yoga Pants Pics and Gifs for Hump Day – Classy Bro

Devin Brugman has a great personality – Celeb Slam

Everyone Loves a Girl In Heels (15 Pics) – Regretful Morning

Damn cute girl in a bikini! – Double Viking

The Gamma Phi Beta Sorority is legit! – Big 10 Tens

The 12 Best Nude Beaches On The Planet – Hi-Consumption

Giddy up cowgirl… It’s time to hit the countryside (34 Photos) – Bad Sentinel

In North Korea, meth is offered as casually as a cup of tea – LA Times

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