“Mecum Auction driver’s foot slipped.”
“A bottle fell off the shelf and broke straight through our toilet bowl last night”
“$10k of cactus, 5k truck damage”
“I baked my AirPods along with my choc chip cookies.”
“I was cooking dinner until this happened!”
“Deposited over $600 into an ATM and it took my money”
“Someone’s suitcase didn’t make it on”
“While changing my car oil, the tip of the plastic funnel snapped off and fell into the engine. Mechanic needs to disassemble it. $1,000.”
“Just moved across the country and the neighbor’s kids lit my car on fire”
“Check engine light came on…”
“I bit into a piece of taffy and it pulled my crown off. At 9 pm on a Friday night no less.”
“I Dropped It…”
“My morning so far”
“This Is What Happens When You Forget To Roll Your Window Up Before A Snowstorm”
“My sister got her allergy test done… she’s allergic to everything.”
“Missed his final”
“A porcupine fell from a tree and landed on her head”
“This happened to the plane mid-flight. The whole plane shook and our collective buttholes puckered.”
“This just happened when I took my bananas out of the bag”
“Kid on the scooter had a bad day”
“Some teacher is having a bad day at school today”
“Wore a shoelace as a belt for work today out of desperation. Now the office thinks I’m the ‘Thong Guy'”
“After years in retail, this is the worst case scenario”
“So this actually just happened at my aunt’s house”
“They forgot to put their drain plugs in”
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