
So there you are, minding your own business, when some friend, coworker, old classmate, distant cousin, or guy from the gym who definitely uses too much cologne slides into your messages with an exciting business opportunity. It’s exclusive, it’s time-sensitive, and, for reasons that will never be fully explained, it absolutely has to be discussed over coffee. At this point, you have two options: decline immediately or lean into the spectacle, fully aware that you are about to witness capitalism at its most evangelical.











