Meanwhile In Canada…

March 2, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures |

funny pictures about canada

funny pictures about canada

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12 Reasons Why Canada Should Be Feared

March 2, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures |

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Ninety percent of population is massed within 100 miles of northern American border.

Seems not to mind that one of its provinces has turned almost entirely French.

Excessive politeness only makes sense as cover for something truly sinister. But what?

Citizens seem strangely impervious to cold.

Decriminalization of marijuana and acceptance of gay marriage without corresponding collapse of social institutions indicate Canada may, in fact, be indestructible.

Has infiltrated entertainment industry with singers, actors, and comedians practically indistinguishable from their American counterparts.

Consistently stays just below cultural radar yet never quite disappears.

Parliamentary government and common-law judiciary appear to function acceptably yet remain completely inscrutable.

Never had a “disco phase.”

Seemingly endless supply of timber, donuts, and Scotch-plaid hats with earflaps.

Keeps insisting it “has no designs on America” and “only wants peace.”

Plays a mean game of pond hockey.

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Son, love is… strange. The very first time you ever feel it, it’s like a whole new world has been opened. Your head starts spinning like a propellor on a plane, your heart soaring just like that aircraft. You can construct beautiful sentences in your head, but the second you start talking to this girl, they get jumbled up and you end up stammering out a combination of mixed up words. Those words start winding around your brain and pulling a knot, making it impossible to think, and you eventually end up walking away, your cheeks as red as the blood that your heart is pumping through your body at a million beats per second. And it’s beautiful.

Then years go by and love changes. Love warps and stretches until you don’t even recognize it as the thing you felt back when you were 13. You look at this girl, and see the most beautiful thing on earth. Every time you see her you still get that feeling. The soaring, spinning feeling. It never leaves you, just fades away. Now love brings a smile to your face, a warm feeling to accompany the soaring in your heart, and the spinning slows down. You’d walk to the ends of the earth for her. You’d take a bullet for her in a heartbeat, and you know that this is the girl you want to spend the rest of your life with.

You live out your lives together, and after so many years the feeling you got when you first saw her still comes up occasionally, but it’s almost been completely replaced with another. It’s a feeling of contentment, almost. You know that you made the right decision, and your heart is bursting with love for this woman. A feeling that will never go away, not until the end of time.

You look at your wife, your anchor, the mother of your children, your other half, and you can’t imagine life without her. You squeeze her hand one last time before she closes her eyes for the last time. You can feel a part of you being ripped out of your heart, but yet, it’s still there. Now love is different. Love is a gallery of memories. You love your children, but nothing will ever compare to the love you felt for your wife. And the feeling is still there, buried under layer after layer of sadness. Regret. Wishing you could have done more. But love tells you that you did everything you could. It tells you she was happy.

- lemmy13 


Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

February 27, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Linkage |

20 Pets That Really Didn’t Want to Go to the Vet – Pleated Jeans

5 First Hand Accounts Of Different Life Experiences – Caveman Circus

Cute girls with amazing smiles – Bro My God

The Walmart Experience – People & Weird Things (30 Photos) – Linkiest

People who took tanning to the next level…wtf?!? – Leenks

Here’s the Rose Bertram Uncovered SI Swimsuit Video – G-Celeb

Girls of Summer To Help Ease The Pain of Winter (51 Pics) – Radass

One of Vladimir Putin’s most vocal critics has been shot dead in Moscow – Newser

Jourdan Dunn wore a crazy sexy dress – Celeb Slam

Ladies In Lingerie Are Here To Brighten Your Day (26 Pics) – Regretful Morning

Women Watch Porn for the First Time – Complex

Open Sesame, A Lock for the 21st Century – The Gentleman’s Garage

Mexico captures ‘La Tuta,’ the nation’s most wanted drug lord – Business Insider

Every Day, These Elderly Chinese Women Wake Up At 4AM To Feed 1,300 Stray Dogs – Bored Panda

Aston Martin Vulcan Limited Edition Revealed (HQ) – Classy Bro

Dogs Are Awesome (20 Photos) – World Wide Interweb

‘Dragon Ball Z’ Fan Film As Good As Any Movie You’ll See - The Blemish

A Red Sonja Cosplay that Rocks – Unreality Mag

Taking it waay back with some classic nostalgia (34 Photos) – Bad Sentinel


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The Overflow

February 27, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Overflow |

funny pictures and videos of the day

funny pictures and videos of the day

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A Few Pictures That Will Put A Smile On Your Face

February 27, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Smile |

pictures that will put a smile on your face

pictures that will put a smile on your face

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24 Of The Most Beautiful Movie Theaters Around The World

February 27, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Interesting |

1. Olympia Theater, Greece

Olympia Theater, Greece

2. Sci-fi Dine-in Theater, Disney’s Hollywood Studios

Sci-fi Dine-in Theater, Disney’s Hollywood Studios

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Ten Lies You’ll Hear Before Pursuing Your Dream

February 27, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Life |

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via Mint.com

Unfortunately, just before you take your first step on the righteous journey to pursue your dreams, people around you, even the ones who deeply care for you, will give you awful advice. It’s not because they have evil intentions. It’s because they don’t understand the big picture—what your dreams, passions, and life goals mean to you. They don’t understand that, to you, the reward is worth the risk.

So they try to protect you by shielding you from the possibility of failure, which, in effect, also shields you from the possibility of making your dreams a reality.

As our friend Steve Jobs says:

“Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma, which is living with the results of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice, heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.”

Here are ten ill-advised tips (lies) people will likely tell you when you decide to pursue your dreams and the reasons why they are dreadfully mistaken:

1. You can follow your dreams someday, but right now you need to buckle down and be responsible.

Someday? When is ”someday”? “Someday” is not a day at all. It’s a foggy generalization of a time that will likely never come. Today is the only day guaranteed to you. Today is the only day you can begin to make a difference in your life. And pursuing your dreams is what life is all about. So don’t be irresponsible. Don’t wait until “someday.” Make today the first day of the rest of your new life.

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GIFs Galore!

February 27, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: GIF |

Baby Chickens Snoozing With Cats 

 

Canadian kids fighting over a puck



 

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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

February 26, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Linkage |

There Are Some Things You Just Can’t Argue With – Caveman Circus

Bryana Holly is a super duper hawt! – Bro My God

 22+ Stunning Interior Design Ideas That Will Take Your House To Another Level – Linkiest

Genius or retarded? – Leenks

14 Expert iPHone Hacks That Will Save Your Battery Life – Super Compressor

Man Who Grew 46DD Breasts Wins $2.5M Drug Suit – Newser

Inventions That We Should All Have for Everyday Use (26 Pics) – Radass

Kylie Jenner in a See-Through Dress – G-Celeb

These Lovely Long Legs Will Linger In Your Head All Day (25 Pics) – Regretful Morning

16 Most Replayable Levels In Gaming History – What Culture

‘Dragon Ball Z’ Fan Film As Good As Any Movie You’ll See – The Blemish

Gigi Paris is a cutie – Celeb Slam

The 20 Funniest Celebrity Face Mash-ups – World Wide Interweb

3 of the Best Universal Remotes – The Gentleman’s Garage


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The Overflow

February 26, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Overflow |

funny pictures and videos of the day

funny pictures and videos of the day

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