How To Tell If Somebody Loves You

March 3, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Love |

how to tell in love

By Ryan O’Connell

Somebody loves you if they pick an eyelash off of your face or wet a napkin and apply it to your dirty skin. You didn’t ask for these things, but this person went ahead and did it anyway. They don’t want to see you looking like a fool with eyelashes and crumbs on your face. They notice these things. They really look at you and are the first to notice if something is amiss with your beautiful visage!

Somebody loves you if they assume the role of caretaker when you’re sick. Unsure if someone really gives a shit about you? Fake a case of food poisoning and text them being like, “oh my god, so sick. need water.” Depending on their response, you’ll know whether or not they REALLY love you. “That’s terrible. Feel better!” earns you a stay in friendship jail; “Do you need anything? I can come over and bring you get well remedies!” gets you a cozy friendship suite. It’s easy to care about someone when they don’t need you. It’s easy to love them when they’re healthy and don’t ask you for anything beyond change for the parking meter. Being sick is different. Being sick means asking someone to hold your hair back when you vomit. Either love me with vomit in my hair or don’t love me at all.

Somebody loves you if they call you out on your bullshit. They’re not passive, they don’t just let you get away with murder. They know you well enough and care about you enough to ask you to chill out, to bust your balls, to tell you to stop. They aren’t passive observers in your life, they are in the trenches. They have an opinion about your decisions and the things you say and do. They want to be a part of it; they want to be a part of you.

Somebody loves you if they don’t mind the quiet. They don’t mind running errands with you or cleaning your apartment while blasting some annoying music. There’s no pressure, no need to fill the silences. You know how with some of your friends there needs to be some sort of activity for you to hang out? You don’t feel comfortable just shooting the shit and watching bad reality TV with them. You need something that will keep the both of you busy to ensure there won’t be a void. That’s not love. That’s “hey babe! i like you okay. do you wanna grab lunch? i think we have enough to talk about to fill two hours!” It’s a damn dream when you find someone you can do nothing with. Whether you’re skydiving together or sitting at home and doing different things, it’s always comfortable. That is fucking love.

Somebody loves you if they want you to be happy, even if that involves something that doesn’t benefit them. They realize the things you need to do in order to be content and come to terms with the fact that it might not include them. Never underestimate the gift of understanding. When there are so many people who are selfish and equate relationships as something that only must make them happy, having someone around who can take their needs out of any given situation if they need to.

Somebody loves you if they can order you food without having to be told what you want. Somebody loves you if they rub your back at any given moment. Somebody loves you if they give you oral sex without expecting anything back. Somebody loves you if they don’t care about your job or how much money you make. It’s a relationship where no one is selling something to the other. No one is the prostitute. Somebody loves you if they’ll watch a movie starring Kate Hudson because you really really want to see it. Somebody loves you if they’re able to create their own separate world with you, away from the internet and your job and family and friends. Just you and them.

Somebody will always love you. If you don’t think this is true, then you’re not paying close enough attention.


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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

March 2, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Linkage |

A Subject That Need More Light Shed Upon It: Child Marriages – Caveman Circus

Strange things people believed as kids – Bro My God

21 People Who Are Clearly Having “One of Those “Days” – Linkiest

Moments before disaster strikes – Leenks

How Has Stephen Hawking Lived With ALS for 52 Years? – Newser

Russian opposition politician and former deputy PM Boris Nemtsov shot dead on Moscow street – BBC

Alison Brie’s Super Hot GQ Photos – G-Celeb

15+ People Who Took Laziness To Another Level – Bored Panda

It’s Bras Optional Monday, Smile! (36 Pics) – Radass

Demi Lovato inspires girls who look good in bikinis everywhere – Celeb Slam

23 Pronstars Who Know How To Get Dolled Up – Regretful Morning

First Photos of Rihanna and Leo DiCaprio Together – The Blemish

A Red Sonja Cosplay that Rocks – Unreality Mag

Celebrities As Hipsters (Gallery) – World Wide Interweb

Summer living and bikini dreaming (42 Photos) – Bad Sentinel

Fight Club 2…Yup It’s Happening – The Gentleman’s Garage

Michael Jordan still makes $100 million a year off his sneaker deal – Business Insider

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I am only 24 years old, yet I have actually already chosen my last tie. It’s the one that I will wear on my funeral a few months from now. It may not match my suit, but I think it’s perfect for the occasion.

The cancer diagnosis came too late to give me at least a tenuous hope for a long life, but I realized that the most important thing about death is to ensure that you leave this world a little better than it was before you existed with your contributions . The way I’ve lived my life so far, my existence or more precisely the loss of it, will not matter because I have lived without doing anything impactful.

Before, there were so many things that occupied my mind. When I learned how much time I had left, however, it became clear which things are really important. So, I am writing to you for a selfish reason. I want to give meaning to my life by sharing with you what I have realized:

It is difficult for me to fully express my feelings about the importance of these simple realizations, but I hope that you will listen to someone who has experienced how valuable time is.

I'm not upset because I understand that the last days of my life have become meaningful. I only regret that I will not be able to see a lot of cool stuff that should happen soon like the creation of AI, or Elon Musk’s next awesome project. I also hope that the war in Syria and Ukraine will end soon.

We care so much about the health and integrity of our body that until death, we don’t notice that the body is nothing more than a box - a parcel for delivering our personality, thoughts, beliefs and intentions to this world. If there is nothing in this box that can change the world, then it doesn’t matter if it disappears. I believe that we all have potential, but it also takes a lot of courage to realize it.

You can float through a life created by circumstances, missing day after day, hour after hour. Or, you can fight for what you believe in and write the great story of your life. I hope you will make the right choice.

Leave a mark in this world. Have a meaningful life, whatever definition it has for you. Go towards it. The place we are leaving is a beautiful playground, where everything is possible. Yet, we are not here forever. Our life is a short spark in this beautiful little planet that flies with incredible speed to the endless darkness of the unknown universe. So, enjoy your time here with passion. Make it interesting. Make it count!

Thank you!

- mylasttie

The Overflow

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The Happiest Animal In The World…I Present The Quokka!

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Public Confession Board Set Up A Local College…Some Of These Are Heartbreaking

March 2, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Projeect |

Public Confession board at my school last week. Saw a few people crying after submitting their confessions.


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Meanwhile In Canada…

March 2, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures |

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12 Reasons Why Canada Should Be Feared

March 2, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures |


Ninety percent of population is massed within 100 miles of northern American border.

Seems not to mind that one of its provinces has turned almost entirely French.

Excessive politeness only makes sense as cover for something truly sinister. But what?

Citizens seem strangely impervious to cold.

Decriminalization of marijuana and acceptance of gay marriage without corresponding collapse of social institutions indicate Canada may, in fact, be indestructible.

Has infiltrated entertainment industry with singers, actors, and comedians practically indistinguishable from their American counterparts.

Consistently stays just below cultural radar yet never quite disappears.

Parliamentary government and common-law judiciary appear to function acceptably yet remain completely inscrutable.

Never had a “disco phase.”

Seemingly endless supply of timber, donuts, and Scotch-plaid hats with earflaps.

Keeps insisting it “has no designs on America” and “only wants peace.”

Plays a mean game of pond hockey.


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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

February 27, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Linkage |

20 Pets That Really Didn’t Want to Go to the Vet – Pleated Jeans

5 First Hand Accounts Of Different Life Experiences – Caveman Circus

Cute girls with amazing smiles – Bro My God

The Walmart Experience – People & Weird Things (30 Photos) – Linkiest

People who took tanning to the next level…wtf?!? – Leenks

Here’s the Rose Bertram Uncovered SI Swimsuit Video – G-Celeb

Girls of Summer To Help Ease The Pain of Winter (51 Pics) – Radass

One of Vladimir Putin’s most vocal critics has been shot dead in Moscow – Newser

Jourdan Dunn wore a crazy sexy dress – Celeb Slam

Ladies In Lingerie Are Here To Brighten Your Day (26 Pics) – Regretful Morning

Women Watch Porn for the First Time – Complex

Open Sesame, A Lock for the 21st Century – The Gentleman’s Garage

Mexico captures ‘La Tuta,’ the nation’s most wanted drug lord – Business Insider

Every Day, These Elderly Chinese Women Wake Up At 4AM To Feed 1,300 Stray Dogs – Bored Panda

Aston Martin Vulcan Limited Edition Revealed (HQ) – Classy Bro

Dogs Are Awesome (20 Photos) – World Wide Interweb

‘Dragon Ball Z’ Fan Film As Good As Any Movie You’ll See - The Blemish

A Red Sonja Cosplay that Rocks – Unreality Mag

Taking it waay back with some classic nostalgia (34 Photos) – Bad Sentinel

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The Overflow

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A Few Pictures That Will Put A Smile On Your Face

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