Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

May 23, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Linkage |

being a chef

25 Photos That Will Hit You Right In The Feels – Caveman Circus

15 Funny Examples Of How Marriage Changes Things – Hexagram

10 Myths You Probably Believe Because of Movies & TV Shows – Linkiest

Instant Justice For Showoff In The Suburbs (video) – Leenks

A damn fine collection of cute girls – Bro My God

21 Animals That Just Went Full Derp – Pleated Jeans

250 U.K. Celebs Accused of Child Sex Abuse – The Daily Beast

The 50 Funniest Family Summer Vacation Photos – World Wide Interweb

17 Things People Born In The Early 90s Are Currently Experiencing – Thought Catalog

Jessica Alba still has it! – G-Celeb

Girls of Instagram: Anastasia Skyline (39 Photos) – Radass

Doctors Post Pics Where They Sleep At Work To Defend Med Resident Caught Asleep – Bored Panda

These Bikini Girls Are All Set For Summer (35 Pics) – Regretful Morning

20 of the Best College Town Food Joints Across America – The Rackup

Josh Duggar Admits to Molesting Girls, Family Grateful Since It Brought Them Closer to God – The Blemish

Definitely can’t go wrong with Eva Mendes (33 Photos) – Bad Sentinel

FB1 Race-Taxi is a Beast – The Gentleman’s Garage

Marmalade the Cat Demonstrates Why It’s So Difficult to Enjoy a Meal With a Begging Feline Around – Laughing Squid

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The Overflow

May 22, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Overflow |

funny pictures and videos of the day

funny pictures and videos of the day

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“The feelings that hurt most, the emotions that sting most, are those that are absurd - The longing for impossible things, precisely because they are impossible; nostalgia for what never was; the desire for what could have been; regret over not being someone else; dissatisfaction with the world’s existence. All these half-tones of the soul’s consciousness create in us a painful landscape, an eternal sunset of what we are.”

-  Fernando Pessoa

Life Is Beautiful (24 Photos)

May 22, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Beautiful, Life |

life is beautiful

life is beautiful

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Indoor Cats Reaction To Being Outside For The First Time

May 22, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Animals, Funny Pictures |

indoor cats reaction to being outside

indoor cats reaction to being outside

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49 Things They Never Told You About Being A Chef

May 22, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: TRUTH |

When people are thinking of taking their first steps into kitchens, many around them are quick to give advice. They will warn of the toil involved, the strength of character and the stamina that are needed, the long hours… But however much warning is given, one is always quick to disregard it and shrug one’s shoulders because really, how hard can it be?

In my years working in kitchens I have seen hundreds come and go; eager at the start but quickly disenchanted and just as eager to get out. Only a small percentage of people who walk into the world of gastronomy stay there once faced with this harsh environment.

Below is a list that I compiled of all the realities of day to day life as a chef, based on my own experience as well as on my observations.

What you can expect from making a living in a professional kitchen:

  1. You’ll almost always have open wounds on your hands and arms.

  2. You’ll never meet new people because your social life deteriorates into non-existence.

  3. You’ll find it hard to start relationships because alone time will become a precious thing.

  4. You’ll lose your social skills.

  5. Your sense of humour will degrade into the politically incorrect and socially unacceptable.

  6. You’ll eventually start swearing like a sailor and you won’t even notice yourself doing it.

  7. You’ll turn into an anorak/monomaniac and always turn all conversations back to food.

  8. You’ll earn a pittance for years/decades.

  9. You’ll either lose a vast amount of weight or gain a vast amount of weight.

  10. You’ll never ever have a tan ever again.

  11. You won’t become famous.

  12. You’ll develop a habit, whether it be coffee, cigarettes, alcohol, gambling, cannabis, cocaine, or even red bull.

  13. Your feet will get destroyed.

  14. Your back will get destroyed.

  15. Your hands will get destroyed.

  16. You’ll live in a constant state of sleep deprivation, indefinitely.

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The Last Words Spoken By 69 Famous People

May 22, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Interesting |

1. "I know you have come to kill me. Shoot coward, you are only going to kill a man." Facing his assassin, Mario Teran, a Bolivian soldier. Ernesto "Che" Guevara

2. Leonardo da Vinci was also overly modest, saying, “I have offended God and mankind because my work did not reach the quality it should have.” I guess the Mona Lisa isn’t good enough?

3. According to Steve Jobs’ sister Mona, the Apple founder’s last words were, "Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow."

4. "Go on, get out – last words are for fools who haven’t said enough." To his housekeeper, who urged him to tell her his last words so she could write them down for posterity. –Karl Marx, revolutionary, d. 1883

5. "KHAQQ calling Itasca. We must be on you, but cannot see you. Gas is running low." Last radio communication before her disappearance. Amelia Earhart

6. Frank Sinatra died after saying, “I’m losing it.”

7. George Orwell’s last written words were, “At fifty, everyone has the face he deserves.” He died at age 46.

8. Napoleon’s last words were, "France, armée, tête d’armée, Joséphine."("France, army, head of the army, Joséphine.")

9. Philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre turned to his partner Simone de Beauvoir and said, “I love you very much, my dear Beaver.”

10. "Now I shall go to sleep. Goodnight." – Lord George Byron

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Awesome Stuff Around The Interent

May 21, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Linkage |

Guy Perfectly Turns His Roommate Into Disney Characters On Snapchat – Elite Daily

10 Evil Corporations That Put Profit Over People – Caveman Circus

Motivational posters for people who hate doing stuff – Bro My God

20 Awesome Movies That Went Under The Radar – Movies Talk

How To Suck At Your Religion – The Oatmeal

6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person – Cracked

27 Bold-Faced Liars Desperately Seeking Attention On The Internet – Distractify

A Hilarious Guide To Everyday Lies You Hear – Linkiest

Tumblr Has a Hardcore Meth Scene – Motherboard

Impatient Semi Truck Driver Pays The Price (video) – Leenks

Emmanuelle Chriqui Wore Tights in Los Angeles – G-Celeb

Why Chrome Uses So Much Freaking RAM – Life Hacker

12 Reasons Meaningful Relationships Are Becoming More And More Rare – Thought Catalog

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The Overflow

May 21, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Overflow |

funny pictures and videos of the day

funny pictures and videos of the day

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Photographer’s Amazing Photos Of Girlfriend Leading Him By The Hand Around The World

May 21, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Photography |

murad osmann around the world

murad osmann around the world

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Artist Perfectly Captures The Flaws Of Our Society In A Series Of Witty Illustrations

May 21, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Art, TRUTH |

satricial illustrations by john holcroft

satricial illustrations by john holcroft

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